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You know Craig once this was a relationshipbuilt on loveWell you gave up that claimafter the first time you stuck your dick in Maxine LotteYou fell in love with her first Craig
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Being John Malkovich

You fell in love with her first, Craig!

Lotte Schwartz:
You know, Craig, once this was a relationship - built on love.Craig Schwartz:Well, you gave up that claim after the first time you stuck your dick in Maxine, Lotte.Lotte Schwartz:You fell in love with her first, Craig!

Full Transcript

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You know Craig once this was a relationship
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built on love
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Well you gave up that claim
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after the first time you stuck your dick in Maxine Lotte
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You fell in love with her first Craig
Available in 6 languages
Duration
15 seconds
Views
836
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:10
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.

Actors

Cameron Diaz
Lotte Schwartz
Cameron Diaz
John Cusack
Craig Schwartz
John Cusack
God, Lotte, what have I become? - Being John Malkovich 00:14
God, Lotte, what have I become?
What am I, some kind of monster? - Being John Malkovich 00:26
What am I, some kind of monster?
- J.M. Inc. - 'Maxine?' Lotte. I've been thinking about us, you know? And, uh... 'We have to meet.' - Being John Malkovich 00:21
- J.M. Inc. - 'Maxine?' Lotte. I've been...
Um OK I'll see you in Malkovich in one hour - Being John Malkovich 00:05
Um OK I'll see you in Malkovich in one hour
Oh, Elijah! - Being John Malkovich 00:06
Oh, Elijah!
- J.M. Inc. - 'Maxine!' Honey pie! I was just heading out the door to meet you. No, listen, Maxine. - Being John Malkovich 00:51
- J.M. Inc. - 'Maxine!' Honey pie! I was just...
It's confusing, you know? - Being John Malkovich 00:09
It's confusing, you know?
Listen, I should really get going, OK? - Being John Malkovich 00:16
Listen, I should really get going, OK?
What the fuck do you want? - Being John Malkovich 00:10
What the fuck do you want?
Listen, don't con me, Maxine. - Being John Malkovich 00:17
Listen, don't con me, Maxine.
How did you know it was me? - Being John Malkovich 00:41
How did you know it was me?
Hey let's do it on his dining room tableThen we'll make him eat an omelette off of itNoShut up you overrated sack of shit - Being John Malkovich 00:12
Hey let's do it on his dining room tableThen we'll...
Yes? Hi, Dr Lester. It's Lotte Schwartz. Craig's wife. Oh! Yes. Oh, my God. You'll catch your death - Being John Malkovich 00:19
Yes? Hi, Dr Lester. It's Lotte Schwartz. Craig's...
Here you are, my dear. - Being John Malkovich 00:55
Here you are, my dear.
My name is Craig Schwartz - Being John Malkovich 00:09
My name is Craig Schwartz
Everyone, this is Lotte. - Being John Malkovich 00:08
Everyone, this is Lotte.
Do a puppet show for me, Craig, honey. - Being John Malkovich 00:17
Do a puppet show for me, Craig, honey.
This is something that I call. - Being John Malkovich 00:09
This is something that I call.
That was incredible! - Being John Malkovich 00:16
That was incredible!
You see Maxine it isn't just playing with dollsOh my darling it's so much moreIt's playing with people - Being John Malkovich 00:11
You see Maxine it isn't just playing with dollsOh my...