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Being John Malkovich

You get to be John Malkovich for 15 minutes. 200 clams

John Malkovich: Excuse me, sir. Exactly what type of service does this company provide?Sad Man in Line:You get to be John Malkovich for 15 minutes. 200 clams

Full Transcript

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Excuse me sir Exactly what uh type of service does this company provide
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You get to be John Malkovich for 15 minutes
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Two hundred clams
Available in 6 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
716
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:41
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Propaganda Films,Single Cell Pictures

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Movie Summary

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.

Actors

Gerald Emerick
Sad Man In Line
Gerald Emerick
Catherine Keener
Maxine Lund
Catherine Keener
My name is Craig Schwartzand we operate a little business herethat simulates for our clientele well thethe experience ofof of being you actuallySimulates Yeah after a fashionWhat exactly does that mean Well it's hard to describeI want to do it thenI'm - Being John Malkovich 00:34
My name is Craig Schwartzand we operate a little business...
What happens when a man goes through his own portal? - Being John Malkovich 00:09
What happens when a man goes through his own portal?
MalkovichMalkovich Malkovich - Being John Malkovich 00:07
MalkovichMalkovich Malkovich
Malkovich. - Being John Malkovich 00:16
Malkovich.
- Malkovich! - Being John Malkovich 00:12
- Malkovich!
Malkovich! - Being John Malkovich 00:19
Malkovich!
I have been to the dark side I have seen a world that no man should seeReally For most people it's a rather pleasant experience - Being John Malkovich 00:09
I have been to the dark side I have seen a world that no man...
That portal is mine and it must be sealed foreverfor the love of GodBut Mr Malkovich sir with all due respectI discovered that portal I mean it's my livelihood Do you understandIt's my head SchwartzIt's my headI will see you in courtWhat makes you think I - Being John Malkovich 00:32
That portal is mine and it must be sealed foreverfor the...
Hey Malkovich think fast - Being John Malkovich 00:04
Hey Malkovich think fast
You know Craig once this was a relationshipbuilt on loveWell you gave up that claimafter the first time you stuck your dick in Maxine LotteYou fell in love with her first Craig - Being John Malkovich 00:15
You know Craig once this was a relationshipbuilt on loveWell...
God, Lotte, what have I become? - Being John Malkovich 00:14
God, Lotte, what have I become?
What am I, some kind of monster? - Being John Malkovich 00:26
What am I, some kind of monster?
- J.M. Inc. - 'Maxine?' Lotte. I've been thinking about us, you know? And, uh... 'We have to meet.' - Being John Malkovich 00:21
- J.M. Inc. - 'Maxine?' Lotte. I've been...
Um OK I'll see you in Malkovich in one hour - Being John Malkovich 00:05
Um OK I'll see you in Malkovich in one hour
Oh, Elijah! - Being John Malkovich 00:06
Oh, Elijah!
- J.M. Inc. - 'Maxine!' Honey pie! I was just heading out the door to meet you. No, listen, Maxine. - Being John Malkovich 00:51
- J.M. Inc. - 'Maxine!' Honey pie! I was just...
It's confusing, you know? - Being John Malkovich 00:09
It's confusing, you know?
Listen, I should really get going, OK? - Being John Malkovich 00:16
Listen, I should really get going, OK?
What the fuck do you want? - Being John Malkovich 00:10
What the fuck do you want?
Listen, don't con me, Maxine. - Being John Malkovich 00:17
Listen, don't con me, Maxine.