I watched every night, too, that they were up there, and how did I never see Mike Collins...

Buddy: I watched every night, too, that they were up there, and how did I never see Mike Collins in the mother ship doing his orbit? Sure you would have seen the shape of Columbus against the light of the moon.
Pop: No, that's 'cause mostly he was on the dark side.
Granny: Exactly. It's the side that Lucifer hangs his shillelagh.
Pop: What? No, look, he was on the dark side of the moon most of the time where we couldn't see him, you know, while he was doing his orbit, and then maybe, you know, just before he was due to come round the corner, you had to go in for your tea