No she wouldn't
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[Telling The Boy the story of "The Continuing Saga of Sod's Law - You Just Can't Win", an idealised but thinly-disguised version of his own life with his wife, "The Princess", who has now left him for a new lover, the owner of the Rover 2000S] The Boy:
The Princess? Was she there? Hiller:
Yeah. The Boy:
The Princess who smoked French cigarettes and was beautiful when she wasn't looking. Hiller:
We only had one rule. We didn't let anyone in who had a Rover 2000S. 2000 Smegma. The Boy:
Why? Hiller:
[bitterly]
Because people with Rover 2000 Smegmas live in four-bedroom fake Georgian houses. They marry St Bernard dogs called Darling. And they have nasty little kids in green jumpsuits who come in through the window on a wire and say "Gosh!" and all that sort of thing. The Boy:
But someone like that, we'd never have let them in. The Princess wouldn't have liked them at all. Hiller:
No she wouldn't
The Princess? Was she there? Hiller:
Yeah. The Boy:
The Princess who smoked French cigarettes and was beautiful when she wasn't looking. Hiller:
We only had one rule. We didn't let anyone in who had a Rover 2000S. 2000 Smegma. The Boy:
Why? Hiller:
[bitterly]
Because people with Rover 2000 Smegmas live in four-bedroom fake Georgian houses. They marry St Bernard dogs called Darling. And they have nasty little kids in green jumpsuits who come in through the window on a wire and say "Gosh!" and all that sort of thing. The Boy:
But someone like that, we'd never have let them in. The Princess wouldn't have liked them at all. Hiller:
No she wouldn't
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The Princess who smoked French cigarettes
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and was beautiful when she wasn't looking
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She went away with a gentleman
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Away
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She went away
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HILLER I didn't say that
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Yes you did
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All right I did
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I didn't mean it
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Something about a gentleman
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Tell me
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Gentlemen can do anything
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Gentlemen
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lift the sea
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What
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What's important is the Princess
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I mean why she went away
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Movie Summary
Hiller, a computer expert, was bribed by group of bank robbers to obtain details of the security system at a newly-built bank. Having obtained the information, he thought he'd seen the last of the robbers. But now they've traced h...
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The Boy
Hiller
