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Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls

Hey Johnson,it's not a hamster. Throw it!

Hey Johnson,
it's not a hamster. Throw it!

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Hey Johnson, it's not a hamster. Throw it!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:31
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Two 4 The Money Media,Revolution Studios,Universal 1440 Entertainment

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Movie Summary

After a freak accident ruins a guy's chances at playing professional baseball, he joins a competitive softball league for lawyers.
Did I mention in our interview that I was the firm's softball manager? - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
Did I mention in our interview that I was the firm's so...
And I take great pride in the fact that I've put together - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
And I take great pride in the fact that I've put togeth...
We've won the prestigious Lawyer League Championship - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
We've won the prestigious Lawyer League Championship
Ben, we both know I didn't hire you - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
Ben, we both know I didn't hire you
Come on, to build a championship-caliber team, - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
Come on, to build a championship-caliber team,
And at Stenhouse and Gray, this is your role. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
And at Stenhouse and Gray, this is your role.
[laughs] Now, why don't you just step up to the plate - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
[laughs] Now, why don't you just step up to the plate
Only a total loser would let an errant ball to the nards - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
Only a total loser would let an errant ball to the nards
[heartbeat] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:23
[heartbeat]
What in the name of holy hell is happening? - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
What in the name of holy hell is happening?
At Stenhouse and Gray, we're not interested in "sorry." - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
At Stenhouse and Gray, we're not interested in "so...
[splash] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
[splash]
You don't seem to understand how this drinking thing works. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
You don't seem to understand how this drinking thing wo...
I worked my ass off to become a lawyer, - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
I worked my ass off to become a lawyer,
If you ever need help with a DUI or vehicular manslaughter. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
If you ever need help with a DUI or vehicular manslaughter.
You're a lawyer currently not drinking, - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
You're a lawyer currently not drinking,
[clears throat] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
[clears throat]
Um, I was told to meet here by a man in a bar? - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
Um, I was told to meet here by a man in a bar?
I mean, I hear they have a nice ambience. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
I mean, I hear they have a nice ambience.
- Mr. Schmood, I um... - He's not Schmood, - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
- Mr. Schmood, I um... - He's not Schmood,