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Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls

I don't have timefor the internet, and all I said was soft ball!

I don't have time
for the internet, and all I said was soft ball!

Full Transcript

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I don't have time for the internet,
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and all I said was soft ball!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:18
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Two 4 The Money Media,Revolution Studios,Universal 1440 Entertainment

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Movie Summary

After a freak accident ruins a guy's chances at playing professional baseball, he joins a competitive softball league for lawyers.
No, no, no. I mean you'll manage. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
No, no, no. I mean you'll manage.
Well, well. If it isn't Mr. Stenhouse... why are you wearing jeans? - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
Well, well. If it isn't Mr. Stenhouse... why are you we...
The kind where I should hold off - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
The kind where I should hold off
- [screams] Jack! - [sighs] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
- [screams] Jack! - [sighs]
I'm dressed like this 'cause I have to manage my new firm's softball team. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
I'm dressed like this 'cause I have to manage my n...
The T55 titanium graphing calculator? - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
The T55 titanium graphing calculator?
I'm Ben McGrath, your new manager, apparently. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
I'm Ben McGrath, your new manager, apparently.
Let's hope things work out better for you - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
Let's hope things work out better for you
Uh... Jeff was a deeply-in-debt manic depressive gambling addict. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
Uh... Jeff was a deeply-in-debt manic depressive gambling ad...
Neither did his wife, who was rumored to be sporking - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
Neither did his wife, who was rumored to be sporking
All women eventually spork a rich lawyer - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
All women eventually spork a rich lawyer
Smegman's wife sporked a rich lawyer behind his back. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
Smegman's wife sporked a rich lawyer behind his back.
As in the religion that teaches the five virtues of truth, - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
As in the religion that teaches the five virtues of truth,
In case you're the type of American - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
In case you're the type of American
They call me "The Milf." - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
They call me "The Milf."
That is Dawkins, our catcher, - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
That is Dawkins, our catcher,
I mean, uh, whatever the team needs. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
I mean, uh, whatever the team needs.
Speaking of the team, where's everybody else? - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
Speaking of the team, where's everybody else?
I'm... just here to manage. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
I'm... just here to manage.
[horn honking] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
[horn honking]