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Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls

You seem like a fine,upstanding young lad and we'll be sure to get backto you ASAP with...

You seem like a fine,
upstanding young lad and we'll be sure to get back
to you ASAP with our decision

Full Transcript

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You seem like a fine, upstanding young lad
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and we'll be sure to get back to you ASAP with our decision.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:18
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Two 4 The Money Media,Revolution Studios,Universal 1440 Entertainment

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Movie Summary

After a freak accident ruins a guy's chances at playing professional baseball, he joins a competitive softball league for lawyers.
So my focus was litigation, uh, primarily civil... - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
So my focus was litigation, uh, primarily civil...
[groaning] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:07
[groaning]
I wanna vomit in my mouth but I can't take my eyes off this! - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
I wanna vomit in my mouth but I can't take my eyes off ...
I'll let myself out. [clears throat] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:27
I'll let myself out. [clears throat]
[phone rings] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:11
[phone rings]
[clock ticks loudly] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:12
[clock ticks loudly]
Well... UCLO isn't exactly Harvard. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
Well... UCLO isn't exactly Harvard.
Screw Yale, screw all those prick factories. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
Screw Yale, screw all those prick factories.
What we're looking for at Stenhouse and Gray, - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:07
What we're looking for at Stenhouse and Gray,
Men who have faced adversity and kicked its ass - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:07
Men who have faced adversity and kicked its ass
So I just have one simple question for you, Ben. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
So I just have one simple question for you, Ben.
I'll code-red your pansy ass if you don't fall in line! - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
I'll code-red your pansy ass if you don't fall in ...
[silent] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:08
[silent]
You mean this mothball-free silk and virgin wool blend? - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
You mean this mothball-free silk and virgin wool blend?
Yes, it is. And I know Jack's been talking about math camp - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:08
Yes, it is. And I know Jack's been talking about math c...
[laughs] Okay... How much weed whacking did you have to do to get this? - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
[laughs] Okay... How much weed whacking did you have to do t...
Well, it just got a little bit firmer. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
Well, it just got a little bit firmer.
Hey Johnson, it's not a hamster. Throw it! - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
Hey Johnson, it's not a hamster. Throw it!
Did I mention in our interview that I was the firm's softball manager? - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
Did I mention in our interview that I was the firm's so...
And I take great pride in the fact that I've put together - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
And I take great pride in the fact that I've put togeth...