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Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls

You're a lawyercurrently not drinking, you hate Stenhouse,and you own a suit

You're a lawyer
currently not drinking, you hate Stenhouse,
and you own a suit

Full Transcript

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You're a lawyer currently not drinking,
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you hate Stenhouse, and you own a suit.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:00
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Two 4 The Money Media,Revolution Studios,Universal 1440 Entertainment

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Movie Summary

After a freak accident ruins a guy's chances at playing professional baseball, he joins a competitive softball league for lawyers.
[clears throat] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
[clears throat]
Um, I was told to meet here by a man in a bar? - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
Um, I was told to meet here by a man in a bar?
I mean, I hear they have a nice ambience. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
I mean, I hear they have a nice ambience.
- Mr. Schmood, I um... - He's not Schmood, - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
- Mr. Schmood, I um... - He's not Schmood,
He got four years and I got this crap company in the settlement! - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
He got four years and I got this crap company in the settlem...
But I kept the name because I like the slogan. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
But I kept the name because I like the slogan.
- [Mel] That's the one. - [laughing] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
- [Mel] That's the one. - [laughing]
[phones ring] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
[phones ring]
You wouldn't believe the deal I got on this abandoned school. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
You wouldn't believe the deal I got on this abandoned s...
Now, we recently had a lawyer named Jeff who left us - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:07
Now, we recently had a lawyer named Jeff who left us
[yells] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
[yells]
[chuckles] - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:06
[chuckles]
This is the robe that Elvis actually died in. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
This is the robe that Elvis actually died in.
This is a paper weight with Gandhi's actual toenail. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
This is a paper weight with Gandhi's actual toenail.
And this are the remains of an annoying robot butler. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
And this are the remains of an annoying robot butler.
[English accent] Who's calling who annoying? - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:08
[English accent] Who's calling who annoying?
- She came on to me first. - Shut up! - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
- She came on to me first. - Shut up!
She's a Berkeley law grad clerking here for the summer. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:05
She's a Berkeley law grad clerking here for the summer.
Enough of the ogling! This is no place for chemistry. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
Enough of the ogling! This is no place for chemistry.
The city sent us this. - Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls 00:04
The city sent us this.