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"Bend It Like Beckham" quotes

Bend It Like Beckham poster
Two ambitious girls, despite their parents' wishes, have their hearts set on careers in professional soccer.

Director: Gurinder Chadha
Writer: Gurinder Chadha, Guljit Bindra, Paul Mayeda Berges
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $32,543,449
Released: 01 Aug 2003
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award17 wins & 20 nominations total

51 video clips

Wedding GuestTonyJessMrs. BhamraJoeVideo ManJulesAlan PaxtonHounslow HarrierMr. BhamraPinky BhamraMel
They said I could go - Bend It Like Beckham 01:12 They said I could go Her birthday's in March - Bend It Like Beckham 00:07 Her birthday's in March You can't plan who you fall for - Bend It Like Beckham 00:33 You can't plan who you fall for At least I taught her full Indian dinner - Bend It Like Beckham 00:05 At least I taught her full Indian dinner And I was trying to cook beans on toast - Bend It Like Beckham 00:30 And I was trying to cook beans on toast Indian bride never smiles - Bend It Like Beckham 00:09 Indian bride never smiles Don't worry ln one of our designs - Bend It Like Beckham 00:07 Don't worry ln one of our designs I'm sorry I missed that penalty - Bend It Like Beckham 00:12 I'm sorry I missed that penalty She tugged your shirt - Bend It Like Beckham 00:17 She tugged your shirt Mother just because l wear trackies and play sport - Bend It Like Beckham 00:08 Mother just because l wear trackies and play sport I can't let you go without knowing - Bend It Like Beckham 00:18 I can't let you go without knowing Me and Jess were fighting because we both fancy our coach - Bend It Like Beckham 00:17 Me and Jess were fighting because we both fancy our coach Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes - Bend It Like Beckham 00:05 Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes She's not Lebanese - Bend It Like Beckham 00:05 She's not Lebanese Maybe after they've trained you up l'll sign you if l can afford you - Bend It Like Beckham 00:07 Maybe after they've trained you up l'll sign you... Where do you normally play - Bend It Like Beckham 00:08 Where do you normally play Oney all l'm saying is there is a reason why Sporty Spice - Bend It Like Beckham 00:09 Oney all l'm saying is there is a reason why Sporty... Your sister's getting engaged and you're watching this skinhead boy - Bend It Like Beckham 00:07 Your sister's getting engaged and you're watching... Why are you doing this to me - Bend It Like Beckham 00:14 Why are you doing this to me Right So don't tell me he offside rule is - Bend It Like Beckham 00:14 Right So don't tell me he offside rule is Anyway being a lesbian is not that big a deal - Bend It Like Beckham 00:17 Anyway being a lesbian is not that big a deal You're jumping to all the wrong conclusions - Bend It Like Beckham 01:05 You're jumping to all the wrong conclusions I didn't ask to be good at football - Bend It Like Beckham 00:06 I didn't ask to be good at football It's the same day as her sister's wedding - Bend It Like Beckham 00:14 It's the same day as her sister's wedding Now do you want a clean shaven boy like your sister - Bend It Like Beckham 00:07 Now do you want a clean shaven boy like your sister Your mum's a barrel of laughs compared to my dad - Bend It Like Beckham 00:05 Your mum's a barrel of laughs compared to my dad You bitch - Bend It Like Beckham 00:03 You bitch You're all bloody mad - Bend It Like Beckham 00:05 You're all bloody mad To have a family that cares that much about you - Bend It Like Beckham 00:18 To have a family that cares that much about you Alan when are you gonna realise you have a daughter with breasts not a son - Bend It Like Beckham 00:06 Alan when are you gonna realise you have a daughter with... Can't keep losing all my best players to the Yanks now can I - Bend It Like Beckham 00:04 Can't keep losing all my best players to the Yanks now... Look how dark you've become playing in the sun - Bend It Like Beckham 00:05 Look how dark you've become playing in the sun Jess look it's Becks - Bend It Like Beckham 00:04 Jess look it's Becks I cooked a lovely curry the other day - Bend It Like Beckham 00:07 I cooked a lovely curry the other day Just do the carburettor on the Nissan l told you not to bother me - Bend It Like Beckham 00:05 Just do the carburettor on the Nissan l told you not to... Well you fancying your gorah coach is OK with me - Bend It Like Beckham 00:10 Well you fancying your gorah coach is OK with me You know he's just my mate We're not all slags like you lot - Bend It Like Beckham 00:05 You know he's just my mate We're not all slags... You blow 'em up just like a Lilo - Bend It Like Beckham 00:35 You blow 'em up just like a Lilo Oh no sweetheart not the sports bras - Bend It Like Beckham 00:07 Oh no sweetheart not the sports bras Ow do you know she's serious l haven't got time to piss around - Bend It Like Beckham 00:08 Ow do you know she's serious l haven't got time to... Wonder if l had an arranged marriage - Bend It Like Beckham 00:08 Wonder if l had an arranged marriage Jessie now that your sister has got engaged it's different - Bend It Like Beckham 00:14 Jessie now that your sister has got engaged it's... I don't want you running around half naked in front of men huh - Bend It Like Beckham 00:23 I don't want you running around half naked in front of... No boy's gonna want to go out with a girl who's got bigger muscles than him - Bend It Like Beckham 00:05 No boy's gonna want to go out with a girl who's... Will you both pack it in - Bend It Like Beckham 00:07 Will you both pack it in It's out of order Anything I want is just not lndian enough for 'em - Bend It Like Beckham 00:14 It's out of order Anything I want is just not lndian... Look Jess you can marry anyone you want - Bend It Like Beckham 00:16 Look Jess you can marry anyone you want That was so brilliant the way you came to my house - Bend It Like Beckham 00:10 That was so brilliant the way you came to my house Issing Me - Bend It Like Beckham 00:23 Issing Me Anyone can cook aloo gobi - Bend It Like Beckham 00:05 Anyone can cook aloo gobi Nah No way My sister's getting married soon lt's a love match - Bend It Like Beckham 00:48 Nah No way My sister's getting married soon lt's a...

Cast

Jess - Parminder Nagra
Jules - Keira Knightley
Joe - Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Mr. Bhamra - Anupam Kher
Pinky Bhamra - Archie Panjabi
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