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Bernard and the Genie

After mild-mannered art-buyer Bernard Bottle is fired by his greedy boss and abandoned by his girlfriend, he discovers a genie in an old bottle. The genie immediately embraces the modern world and helps Bernard on the side.

Director

Paul Weiland

Year

Genre

comedy, drama, fantasy

Box Office

N/A

Production

Talkback,BBC,Attaboy Films,Miramax

Awards

1 win & 1 nomination

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Bernard Bottle

Charles Pinkworth

Frank Kepple

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Judy

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Melvyn Bragg

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Bernard's Mother

Waitress

Sally Geoghegan

Carrie

Bob Geldof

Officer

PC Parker

Desk Sergeant

Third PC

Gary Lineker

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Newscaster

Trevor McDonald

Reporter

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That's a good point Bernard - Bernard and the Genie

That's a good point Bernard

And suddenly my gold fountain pen has disappeared - Bernard and the Genie

And suddenly my gold fountain pen has disappeared

Bugger ye off - Bernard and the Genie

He's Mr. No Good. He's Mr. Depressed.
His butt has been kicked. His life's in a mess. - Bernard and the Genie

He's Mr. No Good. He's Mr. Depressed. His butt has...

Hello, I'm sorry I'm not
in my office at the moment. - Bernard and the Genie

Hello, I'm sorry I'm not in my office at the momen...

- Bernie...
- Yes? - Bernard and the Genie

- Bernie... - Yes?

It'll be lonely this Christmas... - Bernard and the Genie

It'll be lonely this Christmas...

If you ever need anything you just call - Bernard and the Genie

If you ever need anything you just call

There's nothing left to steal. My bloomin' girlfriend's gone and nicked the lot. - Bernard and the Genie

There's nothing left to steal. My bloomin'...

Oh lawks a-mercy...
I wish you could speak English. - Bernard and the Genie

Oh lawks a-mercy... I wish you could speak English.

You smell of peppermint and it is time to die - Bernard and the Genie

You smell of peppermint and it is time to die

So all I have to do is wish - Bernard and the Genie

So all I have to do is wish

Oh Kevin, I'm worried
about Bernard. - Bernard and the Genie

Oh Kevin, I'm worried about Bernard.

Yes Say the words I wish with the caution you would normally reserve for - Bernard and the Genie

Yes Say the words I wish with the caution you would normally...

Oh look, sorry, I'm not being
a very good host, am I? - Bernard and the Genie

Oh look, sorry, I'm not being a very good host, am I?

Hot spots, here we come! - Bernard and the Genie

Hot spots, here we come!

And I think I need
a little more practice. - Bernard and the Genie

And I think I need a little more practice.

Ah, delicious!
I'm glad dog meat is still popular. - Bernard and the Genie

Ah, delicious! I'm glad dog meat is still popular.

It's really cold and it tastes completely of strawberries - Bernard and the Genie

It's really cold and it tastes completely of...

A little more negotiation and the match will be made - Bernard and the Genie

A little more negotiation and the match will be made

And? - Bernard and the Genie

All said and done,
not a good day. - Bernard and the Genie

All said and done, not a good day.

Please be in. Please be in. - Bernard and the Genie

Please be in. Please be in.

Josephus? Josephus? - Bernard and the Genie

Josephus? Josephus?

We're dealing with
highly-trained villains, Sir. - Bernard and the Genie

We're dealing with highly-trained villains, Sir.

And you are a very large turd in a horrible pink shirt - Bernard and the Genie

And you are a very large turd in a horrible pink shirt

Yeah but originally - Bernard and the Genie

Yeah but originally

One day I was in the temple when they tried to turn it into a supermarket - Bernard and the Genie

One day I was in the temple when they tried to turn it into...

When the snowman brings the snow
Well he just might like to know - Bernard and the Genie

When the snowman brings the snow Well he just might like to ...

But now you know - Bernard and the Genie

But now you know

That was a fabulous tour, Bernie. - Bernard and the Genie

That was a fabulous tour, Bernie.

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After mild-mannered art-buyer Bernard Bottle is fired by his greedy boss and abandoned by his girlfriend, he discovers a genie in an old bottle. The genie immediately embraces the modern world and helps Bernard on the side.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Paul Weiland

Writer: Richard Curtis

Production: Talkback,BBC,Attaboy Films,Miramax

Genre: comedy, drama, fantasy

Year: 1991

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 13 Dec 1992

Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

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