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Bernard and the Genie

So all I have to do is wish? As far as I know; the training for this stupid job is...

Bernard Bottle: So all I have to do is wish?
Genie: As far as I know; the training for this stupid job is practically nonexistent

Full Transcript

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So all I have to do is wish
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As far as I know the training for this stupid job is practically non existent
Duration
7 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:05
Uploaded
Jan 16, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
Talkback,BBC,Attaboy Films,Miramax

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Movie Summary

After mild-mannered art-buyer Bernard Bottle is fired by his greedy boss and abandoned by his girlfriend, he discovers a genie in an old bottle. The genie immediately embraces the modern world and helps Bernard on the side.
Oh Kevin, I'm worried about Bernard. - Bernard and the Genie 00:10
Oh Kevin, I'm worried about Bernard.
Yes Say the words I wish with the caution you would normally reserve for - Bernard and the Genie 00:08
Yes Say the words I wish with the caution you would normally...
Oh look, sorry, I'm not being a very good host, am I? - Bernard and the Genie 00:25
Oh look, sorry, I'm not being a very good host, am I?
Hot spots, here we come! - Bernard and the Genie 00:13
Hot spots, here we come!
And I think I need a little more practice. - Bernard and the Genie 00:20
And I think I need a little more practice.
Ah, delicious! I'm glad dog meat is still popular. - Bernard and the Genie 00:05
Ah, delicious! I'm glad dog meat is still popular.
It's really cold and it tastes completely of strawberries - Bernard and the Genie 00:05
It's really cold and it tastes completely of...
A little more negotiation and the match will be made - Bernard and the Genie 00:26
A little more negotiation and the match will be made
And? - Bernard and the Genie 00:11
And?
All said and done, not a good day. - Bernard and the Genie 00:17
All said and done, not a good day.
Please be in. Please be in. - Bernard and the Genie 00:12
Please be in. Please be in.
Josephus? Josephus? - Bernard and the Genie 00:08
Josephus? Josephus?
We're dealing with highly-trained villains, Sir. - Bernard and the Genie 00:22
We're dealing with highly-trained villains, Sir.
And you are a very large turd in a horrible pink shirt - Bernard and the Genie 00:09
And you are a very large turd in a horrible pink shirt
Yeah but originally - Bernard and the Genie 00:21
Yeah but originally
One day I was in the temple when they tried to turn it into a supermarket - Bernard and the Genie 00:11
One day I was in the temple when they tried to turn it into...
When the snowman brings the snow Well he just might like to know - Bernard and the Genie 00:14
When the snowman brings the snow Well he just might like to ...
But now you know - Bernard and the Genie 00:07
But now you know
That was a fabulous tour, Bernie. - Bernard and the Genie 00:21
That was a fabulous tour, Bernie.