"Bernie" quotes

00:30 I knew he was in trouble 00:14 Shouldn't be allowed out of the county 00:13 Let me tell you he's an angel alright 01:15 Ladies and gentlemen 00:12 It's not as bad as people say it is 00:15 She would chew your ass at the drop of a hat 00:29 I knew he was in trouble 00:19 Now you 00:07 'cause that old heifer 00:06 Shouldn't be allowed out of the county 00:07 Let me tell you he's an angel alright 00:10 Now one of the main things and why I have this job 00:12 A kid would wrap his car around a tree 00:28 And the kicker is he always wore sandals 00:13 And she probably there are people in town honey 00:06 If you pardon my reach Mrs Thompson 00:19 The eyes are often a minor problem 00:17 Or more adept at the final procedures 00:35 I can see him ever killing anybody 00:24 So why did you leave the body there 00:19 These economy boxes are not very large 00:07 J ust a note to always remember 00:35 I wrote the warden a letter 00:09 Can I tell you I am not fond of cremations 00:10 I n a small town people will always 00:09 How do you do that 00:34 Trials are generally moved when the judge determines 00:10 I mean he just made everybody look so beautiful 00:15 And we must always be on guard for the mischievous lip drift 00:18 Well Bernie was so nice 00:16 Well I know the Bible says 00:11 She would chew your ass at the drop of a hat 00:26 It's not as bad as people say it is