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Bernie

I mean, he just made everybody look so beautiful. Except too bad, you were dead

Bernie • 2011
Townsperson:

[talking about Bernie Tiede]
I mean, he just made everybody look so beautiful. Except too bad, you were dead

Full Transcript

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I mean he just made everybody look so beautiful
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Except too bad you were dead
Duration
10 seconds
Views
483
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:17
Uploaded
Mar 25, 2022
Genres
biography, comedy, crime
Production
Mandalay Vision,Detour Filmproduction,Wind Dancer Films

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Movie Summary

In small-town Texas, an affable mortician strikes up a friendship with a wealthy widow, though when she starts to become controlling, he goes to great lengths to separate himself from her grasp.

Actors

Margaret Bowman
Townsperson
Margaret Bowman
If you pardon my reach Mrs Thompson - Bernie 00:06
If you pardon my reach Mrs Thompson
Can I tell you I am not fond of cremations - Bernie 00:09
Can I tell you I am not fond of cremations
These economy boxes are not very large - Bernie 00:19
These economy boxes are not very large
'cause that old heifer - Bernie 00:07
'cause that old heifer
And she probably there are people in town honey - Bernie 00:13
And she probably there are people in town honey
She would chew your ass at the drop of a hat - Bernie 00:11
She would chew your ass at the drop of a hat
Well I know the Bible says - Bernie 00:16
Well I know the Bible says
Now you - Bernie 00:19
Now you
A kid would wrap his car around a tree - Bernie 00:12
A kid would wrap his car around a tree
How do you do that - Bernie 00:09
How do you do that
I n a small town people will always - Bernie 00:10
I n a small town people will always
And the kicker is he always wore sandals - Bernie 00:28
And the kicker is he always wore sandals
Now one of the main things and why I have this job - Bernie 00:10
Now one of the main things and why I have this job
Well Bernie was so nice - Bernie 00:18
Well Bernie was so nice
I can see him ever killing anybody - Bernie 00:35
I can see him ever killing anybody
Trials are generally moved when the judge determines - Bernie 00:34
Trials are generally moved when the judge determines
I knew he was in trouble - Bernie 00:29
I knew he was in trouble
So why did you leave the body there - Bernie 00:24
So why did you leave the body there
Ladies and gentlemen - Bernie 01:15
Ladies and gentlemen
Let me tell you he's an angel alright - Bernie 00:07
Let me tell you he's an angel alright