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If you pardon my reach Mrs Thompson
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Bernie

If you pardon my reach, Mrs. Thompson, this is a memory drawer

Bernie • 2011
Bernie Tiede:

[reaching for a slot in coffin]
If you pardon my reach, Mrs. Thompson, this is a memory drawer

Full Transcript

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If you pardon my reach Mrs Thompson
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this is a memory drawer
Duration
6 seconds
Views
690
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:53
Uploaded
Mar 25, 2022
Genres
biography, comedy, crime
Production
Mandalay Vision,Detour Filmproduction,Wind Dancer Films

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Movie Summary

In small-town Texas, an affable mortician strikes up a friendship with a wealthy widow, though when she starts to become controlling, he goes to great lengths to separate himself from her grasp.

Actors

Jack Black
Bernie Tiede
Jack Black
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Trials are generally moved when the judge determines
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I knew he was in trouble
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So why did you leave the body there
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Ladies and gentlemen
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I wrote the warden a letter