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Bernie

You know what? You people are as crazy as coot

Bernie • 2011
Café Waitress:
It's not as bad as people say it is. He only shot her four times, not five. Danny Buck:
You know what? You people are as crazy as coot

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Duration
26 seconds
Views
1,303
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:00
Uploaded
Dec 13, 2020
Genres
biography, comedy, crime
Production
Mandalay Vision,Detour Filmproduction,Wind Dancer Films

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Movie Summary

In small-town Texas, an affable mortician strikes up a friendship with a wealthy widow, though when she starts to become controlling, he goes to great lengths to separate himself from her grasp.

Actors

Matthew McConaughey
Danny Buck
Matthew McConaughey
Or more adept at the final procedures - Bernie 00:17
Or more adept at the final procedures
The eyes are often a minor problem - Bernie 00:19
The eyes are often a minor problem
And we must always be on guard for the mischievous lip drift - Bernie 00:15
And we must always be on guard for the mischievous lip drift
J ust a note to always remember - Bernie 00:07
J ust a note to always remember
I mean he just made everybody look so beautiful - Bernie 00:10
I mean he just made everybody look so beautiful
If you pardon my reach Mrs Thompson - Bernie 00:06
If you pardon my reach Mrs Thompson
Can I tell you I am not fond of cremations - Bernie 00:09
Can I tell you I am not fond of cremations
These economy boxes are not very large - Bernie 00:19
These economy boxes are not very large
'cause that old heifer - Bernie 00:07
'cause that old heifer
And she probably there are people in town honey - Bernie 00:13
And she probably there are people in town honey
She would chew your ass at the drop of a hat - Bernie 00:11
She would chew your ass at the drop of a hat
Well I know the Bible says - Bernie 00:16
Well I know the Bible says
Now you - Bernie 00:19
Now you
A kid would wrap his car around a tree - Bernie 00:12
A kid would wrap his car around a tree
How do you do that - Bernie 00:09
How do you do that
I n a small town people will always - Bernie 00:10
I n a small town people will always
And the kicker is he always wore sandals - Bernie 00:28
And the kicker is he always wore sandals
Now one of the main things and why I have this job - Bernie 00:10
Now one of the main things and why I have this job
Well Bernie was so nice - Bernie 00:18
Well Bernie was so nice
I can see him ever killing anybody - Bernie 00:35
I can see him ever killing anybody