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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

"Ahh!" I go, "What's wrong?" She goes, "You just droppeda big dick on the room, Dad!"

"Ahh!" I go, "What's wrong?" She goes, "You just dropped
a big dick on the room, Dad!"

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.835
"Ahh!"
00:00:02.919 --> 00:00:04.086
I go, "What's wrong?"
00:00:04.017 --> 00:00:07.381
She goes, "You just dropped a big dick on the room, Dad!"
Duration
8 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:19
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
Laughter dies out. I hear one dad in the back still laughing. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Laughter dies out. I hear one dad in the back still laughing...
I'm like, "Shit, we got a problem." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:37
I'm like, "Shit, we got a problem."
She goes, "What's that?" I said, "You stand up, you say 600, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
She goes, "What's that?" I said, "You st...
She goes, "I can do that?" I go, "If you don't, you sleep outside." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
She goes, "I can do that?" I go, "If you don&...
She turns around trembling. Finds her guy, goes, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
She turns around trembling. Finds her guy, goes,
Sits down, she goes, "How did I do, Dad?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
Sits down, she goes, "How did I do, Dad?"
He stands up, he goes, "Baby girl, $700." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
He stands up, he goes, "Baby girl, $700."
I'm like, "You're bidding against me, you fucking moron." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
I'm like, "You're bidding against me, you fuc...
I did. My behavior was... questionable. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I did. My behavior was... questionable.
I can't tell if it's me or the fact that I live in L.A. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I can't tell if it's me or the fact that I live in...
Like, I think if I lived here, I'd be like a pretty normal dad. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Like, I think if I lived here, I'd be like a pretty nor...
They taught all the kids the foxtrot in fifth grade, right? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
They taught all the kids the foxtrot in fifth grade, right?
Parents sit in the auditorium and we watch kids do the foxtrot on stage, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
Parents sit in the auditorium and we watch kids do the foxtr...
Pull us outside as the parents. Teacher addresses the parents. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Pull us outside as the parents. Teacher addresses the parent...
"I..." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
"I..."
"Two weeks ago, in preparing for this dance, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:21
"Two weeks ago, in preparing for this dance,
I want every child in this world - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
I want every child in this world
I think we're done, right? Cool? Forgiven. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I think we're done, right? Cool? Forgiven.
She goes, "My name is Jennifer. Pronouns: she/her." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
She goes, "My name is Jennifer. Pronouns: she/her."...
"Our household are strong allies." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"Our household are strong allies."