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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

And this arm will break in half right hereand spin in circles

And this arm will break in half right here
and spin in circles

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And this arm will break in half right here and spin in circles.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:01
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
Big racist. Now he said... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Big racist. Now he said...
Tom sends me and LeeAnn a text, a group text, and it says, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:20
Tom sends me and LeeAnn a text, a group text, and it says,
I open the link, see the picture, I laugh. It's funny, right? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I open the link, see the picture, I laugh. It's funny, ...
I finish my double Jack on the rocks, lots of rocks. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I finish my double Jack on the rocks, lots of rocks.
I pass out. I wake up in Burlington, Vermont - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I pass out. I wake up in Burlington, Vermont
We're on the tarmac and she goes, "Did you get that text from Tommy?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
We're on the tarmac and she goes, "Did you get tha...
I said, "I wouldn't say that. I think that's racist." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I said, "I wouldn't say that. I think that's ...
I go, "Did you click the link?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:22
I go, "Did you click the link?"
And the picture of that man... His name's Wood, fittingly. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
And the picture of that man... His name's Wood, fitting...
...comes up, and I watch her just see it, and she goes, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
...comes up, and I watch her just see it, and she goes,
Same picture shows up, only this time I watch her attempt to scroll... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
Same picture shows up, only this time I watch her attempt to...
...as if she's gonna find an article attached to that picture. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
...as if she's gonna find an article attached to that p...
And she goes, "I don't know what's so funny. My phone's broken." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:28
And she goes, "I don't know what's so funny. ...
Her face goes white and she goes, "No, that's not funny." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
Her face goes white and she goes, "No, that's not ...
I go, "You're right, that's not funny. That's fucking epic!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I go, "You're right, that's not funny. That&#...
The best were the cool moms who were like, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:17
The best were the cool moms who were like,
And then she goes even paler and she goes, "I sent that to our girls." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:33
And then she goes even paler and she goes, "I sent that...
I go, "Ila, Mom sent you a link. Did you see it?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
I go, "Ila, Mom sent you a link. Did you see it?"
She's gonna tell her and all her friends about their past lives, right? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
She's gonna tell her and all her friends about their pa...
She goes, "Okay, who's the birthday girl?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
She goes, "Okay, who's the birthday girl?"