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And my dad is picking this guy apart left and right
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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

And my dadis picking this guy apart left and right

And my dad
is picking this guy apart left and right

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And my dad is picking this guy apart left and right.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:50
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
He's like... "He smells like shit." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:47
He's like... "He smells like shit."
And the second I step into the room, I feel the door shut and lock behind me. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
And the second I step into the room, I feel the door shut an...
The first thing I think is, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The first thing I think is,
We just saw one sketchy house in a neighborhood, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
We just saw one sketchy house in a neighborhood,
My dad knows me way too well. He goes, "Oh fucking no, you don't!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:19
My dad knows me way too well. He goes, "Oh fucking no, ...
My wife is a fucking savage. She saw four clues by herself. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
My wife is a fucking savage. She saw four clues by herself.
I'm holding both my daughters like a human shield. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I'm holding both my daughters like a human shield.
"Your father threw me into the wall!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:23
"Your father threw me into the wall!"
"I think we should all get in the wall." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:34
"I think we should all get in the wall."
My dad's like, "Buddy, I got bad news for you." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:28
My dad's like, "Buddy, I got bad news for you.&quo...
I listened to his voice, like when I was a kid and played baseball. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I listened to his voice, like when I was a kid and played ba...
"We got this, big guy." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
"We got this, big guy."
Or shimmying on all fours... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Or shimmying on all fours...
...but I let out a novel virus fart, like... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
...but I let out a novel virus fart, like...
The kind of farts that escape your body - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
The kind of farts that escape your body
The kind of farts that burn your asshole. Just the fart, the air burns your asshole. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The kind of farts that burn your asshole. Just the fart, the...
And you think to yourself, "That was air. I'm gonna be shitting blood later." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
And you think to yourself, "That was air. I'm gonn...
He goes from coach to cunt real quick. Just, "We got this, big guy!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:50
He goes from coach to cunt real quick. Just, "We got th...
My daughters come flying out of that wall the happiest they've ever fucking been. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
My daughters come flying out of that wall the happiest they&...
Go right up to my mom and they go, "Nana, it's happening." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
Go right up to my mom and they go, "Nana, it's hap...