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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

And as he called the number,I go to hit the first "Suck it" and realize I don't have that...

And as he called the number,
I go to hit the first "Suck it" and realize I don't have that ticket

Full Transcript

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And as he called the number, I go to hit the first "Suck it"
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and realize I don't have that ticket.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:18
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
Ten drunks dads are pounding on the table going, "Recount! Recount!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
Ten drunks dads are pounding on the table going, "Recou...
They're like, "That's what you get, fat boy!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
They're like, "That's what you get, fat boy!&...
And then I spent the rest of the night drunk, shirtless with my ears pierced... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
And then I spent the rest of the night drunk, shirtless with...
...holding 11 prizes, walking up to parents, going, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
...holding 11 prizes, walking up to parents, going,
That she got the... She doesn't always get the joke, you know? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
That she got the... She doesn't always get the joke, yo...
I'm on a flight with my wife to Burlington, Vermont. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I'm on a flight with my wife to Burlington, Vermont.
If you do not know who that is, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
If you do not know who that is,
That little act will make this leg explode. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
That little act will make this leg explode.
And this arm will break in half right here and spin in circles. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
And this arm will break in half right here and spin in circl...
Big racist. Now he said... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Big racist. Now he said...
Tom sends me and LeeAnn a text, a group text, and it says, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:20
Tom sends me and LeeAnn a text, a group text, and it says,
I open the link, see the picture, I laugh. It's funny, right? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I open the link, see the picture, I laugh. It's funny, ...
I finish my double Jack on the rocks, lots of rocks. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I finish my double Jack on the rocks, lots of rocks.
I pass out. I wake up in Burlington, Vermont - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I pass out. I wake up in Burlington, Vermont
We're on the tarmac and she goes, "Did you get that text from Tommy?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
We're on the tarmac and she goes, "Did you get tha...
I said, "I wouldn't say that. I think that's racist." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I said, "I wouldn't say that. I think that's ...
I go, "Did you click the link?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:22
I go, "Did you click the link?"
And the picture of that man... His name's Wood, fittingly. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
And the picture of that man... His name's Wood, fitting...
...comes up, and I watch her just see it, and she goes, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
...comes up, and I watch her just see it, and she goes,
Same picture shows up, only this time I watch her attempt to scroll... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
Same picture shows up, only this time I watch her attempt to...