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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

As if she's gonna find an articleattached to that picture

as if she's gonna find an article
attached to that picture

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...as if she's gonna find an article attached to that picture.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:49
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
And she goes, "I don't know what's so funny. My phone's broken." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:28
And she goes, "I don't know what's so funny. ...
Her face goes white and she goes, "No, that's not funny." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
Her face goes white and she goes, "No, that's not ...
I go, "You're right, that's not funny. That's fucking epic!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I go, "You're right, that's not funny. That&#...
The best were the cool moms who were like, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:17
The best were the cool moms who were like,
And then she goes even paler and she goes, "I sent that to our girls." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:33
And then she goes even paler and she goes, "I sent that...
I go, "Ila, Mom sent you a link. Did you see it?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
I go, "Ila, Mom sent you a link. Did you see it?"
She's gonna tell her and all her friends about their past lives, right? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
She's gonna tell her and all her friends about their pa...
She goes, "Okay, who's the birthday girl?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
She goes, "Okay, who's the birthday girl?"
Georgia's like, "I am, I am!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:26
Georgia's like, "I am, I am!"
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Both the girls pull me aside, "Hey, Dad." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
Both the girls pull me aside, "Hey, Dad."
They're like, "We want you to go too." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:36
They're like, "We want you to go too."
I was like, "All right, he's cheap. I'll call him." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I was like, "All right, he's cheap. I'll call...
I go, "Hey, Dad. When you guys are out in L.A., - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 01:02
I go, "Hey, Dad. When you guys are out in L.A.,
My mom snatches the phone away and goes, "Tell my granddaughters we're going." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
My mom snatches the phone away and goes, "Tell my grand...
We all go. Now, here's where it starts to veer wrong. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
We all go. Now, here's where it starts to veer wrong.
As we start driving, you know how escape rooms - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
As we start driving, you know how escape rooms
He had converted every room in his house into an escape room, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
He had converted every room in his house into an escape room...
We pull into the neighborhood. My dad's like, "No fucking way." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
We pull into the neighborhood. My dad's like, "No ...
LeeAnn's like, "I think that's it." My dad's like, "Keep fucking going." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
LeeAnn's like, "I think that's it." My d...