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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

Both the girls pull me aside, "Hey, Dad." "We want to go to an escape room."I'm like,...

Both the girls pull me aside, "Hey, Dad." "We want to go to an escape room."
I'm like, "Both you geniuses?" "You guys gonna put all 80 IQ points
together and see what happens in a room?" Shut the fuck up!

Full Transcript

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Both the girls pull me aside, "Hey, Dad."
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"We want to go to an escape room." I'm like, "Both you geniuses?"
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"You guys gonna put all 80 IQ points together and see what happens in a room?"
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Shut the fuck up!
Duration
15 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:03
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
They're like, "We want you to go too." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:36
They're like, "We want you to go too."
I was like, "All right, he's cheap. I'll call him." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I was like, "All right, he's cheap. I'll call...
I go, "Hey, Dad. When you guys are out in L.A., - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 01:02
I go, "Hey, Dad. When you guys are out in L.A.,
My mom snatches the phone away and goes, "Tell my granddaughters we're going." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
My mom snatches the phone away and goes, "Tell my grand...
We all go. Now, here's where it starts to veer wrong. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
We all go. Now, here's where it starts to veer wrong.
As we start driving, you know how escape rooms - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
As we start driving, you know how escape rooms
He had converted every room in his house into an escape room, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
He had converted every room in his house into an escape room...
We pull into the neighborhood. My dad's like, "No fucking way." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
We pull into the neighborhood. My dad's like, "No ...
LeeAnn's like, "I think that's it." My dad's like, "Keep fucking going." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
LeeAnn's like, "I think that's it." My d...
Silk robe, towel around his head, stroking a kitty cat. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Silk robe, towel around his head, stroking a kitty cat.
"Have you seen my mother?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:31
"Have you seen my mother?"
And my dad is picking this guy apart left and right. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
And my dad is picking this guy apart left and right.
He's like... "He smells like shit." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:47
He's like... "He smells like shit."
And the second I step into the room, I feel the door shut and lock behind me. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
And the second I step into the room, I feel the door shut an...
The first thing I think is, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The first thing I think is,
We just saw one sketchy house in a neighborhood, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
We just saw one sketchy house in a neighborhood,
My dad knows me way too well. He goes, "Oh fucking no, you don't!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:19
My dad knows me way too well. He goes, "Oh fucking no, ...
My wife is a fucking savage. She saw four clues by herself. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
My wife is a fucking savage. She saw four clues by herself.
I'm holding both my daughters like a human shield. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I'm holding both my daughters like a human shield.
"Your father threw me into the wall!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:23
"Your father threw me into the wall!"