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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

"Frogs are gay. Hoo!" And it goes around the horn.They light this bitch up left and right

"Frogs are gay. Hoo!" And it goes around the horn.
They light this bitch up left and right

Full Transcript

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"Frogs are gay. Hoo!"
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And it goes around the horn. They light this bitch up left and right.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:20
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
And the teacher, God bless her, she's taking it on the chin - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
And the teacher, God bless her, she's taking it on the ...
I said, "Hi, my name's Bert. I'm Ila's, uh, parent." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I said, "Hi, my name's Bert. I'm Ila's, ...
I said, "First off, it's fifth grade." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
I said, "First off, it's fifth grade."
I said, "As Ila's parent, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
I said, "As Ila's parent,
The pronoun parents lost their fucking shit. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
The pronoun parents lost their fucking shit.
"He's a comedian! He's a comedian!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
"He's a comedian! He's a comedian!"
The worst one, LeeAnn and I one time went to a wine tasting-slash-raffle. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The worst one, LeeAnn and I one time went to a wine tasting-...
She's like, "Let's not get fucking wasted tonight." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
She's like, "Let's not get fucking wasted ton...
They give you these baby cups, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
They give you these baby cups,
Ten dads over by the stage. They've already bought all their wine. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Ten dads over by the stage. They've already bought all ...
They've opened up the bottles and drinking like it's Game of Thrones. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
They've opened up the bottles and drinking like it'...
My buddy Darren's running the raffle. I go, "Yo..." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:44
My buddy Darren's running the raffle. I go, "Yo......
He goes, "If I do, you're gonna win a lot of the prizes." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
He goes, "If I do, you're gonna win a lot of the p...
He goes, "If you do that, that'll upset some parents." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:31
He goes, "If you do that, that'll upset some paren...
...six hundred and sixty tickets. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
...six hundred and sixty tickets.
When he handed them to me, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
When he handed them to me,
I said, "Darren, anything in between, you know I have." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
I said, "Darren, anything in between, you know I have.&...
I picked the table furthest from the stage where they were calling the numbers - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I picked the table furthest from the stage where they were c...
"You bought raffle tickets?" I go, "A couple." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
"You bought raffle tickets?" I go, "A couple....
I was like, "Oh, that's me!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I was like, "Oh, that's me!"