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"Have you seen my mother?" My dad grabs my hand, he goes,
"What the fuck did he just say?" I go, "He's looking for his mother." He goes, "Tell him his mother
can suck my dick." My dad's like, "Is this real?
Is this real?" I go, "It's part of the escape room.
Play along." He goes, "Would you like to see
a tour of my house?" And my mom's,
"Yes, we would love to see a tour." "What's your mom's name? How old is she?
Where'd she go to college? Take notes." So we go on a tour of the house.
The women are into it
"What the fuck did he just say?" I go, "He's looking for his mother." He goes, "Tell him his mother
can suck my dick." My dad's like, "Is this real?
Is this real?" I go, "It's part of the escape room.
Play along." He goes, "Would you like to see
a tour of my house?" And my mom's,
"Yes, we would love to see a tour." "What's your mom's name? How old is she?
Where'd she go to college? Take notes." So we go on a tour of the house.
The women are into it
Full Transcript
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"Have you seen my mother?"
00:00:03.461 --> 00:00:06.038
My dad grabs my hand, he goes,
"What the fuck did he just say?"
00:00:07.632 --> 00:00:09.342
I go, "He's looking for his mother."
00:00:09.425 --> 00:00:11.051
He goes, "Tell him his mother
can suck my dick."
00:00:12.887 --> 00:00:15.999
My dad's like, "Is this real?
Is this real?"
00:00:15.598 --> 00:00:17.683
I go, "It's part of the escape room.
Play along."
00:00:17.767 --> 00:00:20.353
He goes, "Would you like to see
a tour of my house?"
00:00:20.436 --> 00:00:22.813
And my mom's,
"Yes, we would love to see a tour."
00:00:22.897 --> 00:00:27.026
"What's your mom's name? How old is she?
Where'd she go to college? Take notes."
00:00:27.568 --> 00:00:30.029
So we go on a tour of the house.
The women are into it.
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Movie Summary
It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
