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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

"Have you seen my mother?" My dad grabs my hand, he goes,"What the fuck did he just say?"...

"Have you seen my mother?" My dad grabs my hand, he goes,
"What the fuck did he just say?" I go, "He's looking for his mother." He goes, "Tell him his mother
can suck my dick." My dad's like, "Is this real?
Is this real?" I go, "It's part of the escape room.
Play along." He goes, "Would you like to see
a tour of my house?" And my mom's,
"Yes, we would love to see a tour." "What's your mom's name? How old is she?
Where'd she go to college? Take notes." So we go on a tour of the house.
The women are into it

Full Transcript

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"Have you seen my mother?"
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My dad grabs my hand, he goes, "What the fuck did he just say?"
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I go, "He's looking for his mother."
00:00:09.425 --> 00:00:11.051
He goes, "Tell him his mother can suck my dick."
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My dad's like, "Is this real? Is this real?"
00:00:15.598 --> 00:00:17.683
I go, "It's part of the escape room. Play along."
00:00:17.767 --> 00:00:20.353
He goes, "Would you like to see a tour of my house?"
00:00:20.436 --> 00:00:22.813
And my mom's, "Yes, we would love to see a tour."
00:00:22.897 --> 00:00:27.026
"What's your mom's name? How old is she? Where'd she go to college? Take notes."
00:00:27.568 --> 00:00:30.029
So we go on a tour of the house. The women are into it.
Duration
31 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:21
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.