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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

"He does this better than you." She's turned my daughters into bullies

"He does this better than you." She's turned my daughters into bullies

Full Transcript

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"He does this better than you."
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She's turned my daughters into bullies.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:30
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
Yeah. We were watching a documentary the other night on Gandhi. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Yeah. We were watching a documentary the other night on Gand...
All I said was, "I don't get the whole hunger strike thing." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
All I said was, "I don't get the whole hunger stri...
They don't call me Dad. They have nicknames, like "Chonk." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
They don't call me Dad. They have nicknames, like "...
Both the girls giggle. "Oh, good one, Mom." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
Both the girls giggle. "Oh, good one, Mom."
Ila's like, "I don't think you'd find it funny." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
Ila's like, "I don't think you'd find it...
What I see is a series of pictures of me, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
What I see is a series of pictures of me,
My stomach drops. I sit down at the table. I go, "What the fuck is Baby Walrus?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:31
My stomach drops. I sit down at the table. I go, "What ...
I looked at LeeAnn. She goes, "Calm down. You actually behave like a baby walrus." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
I looked at LeeAnn. She goes, "Calm down. You actually ...
She goes, "Double Tito's and soda, big glass, no lime?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
She goes, "Double Tito's and soda, big glass, no l...
Ila pulls out here phone. "Baby Walrus loves vodka." Click, click. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Ila pulls out here phone. "Baby Walrus loves vodka.&quo...
LeeAnn's over by the tent, cleaning up. I'm drinking moonshine. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
LeeAnn's over by the tent, cleaning up. I'm drinki...
She's not even this big of a redneck, but she hates this accent. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
She's not even this big of a redneck, but she hates thi...
My daughter Ila pulls her marshmallow out of the fire, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
My daughter Ila pulls her marshmallow out of the fire,
I was like, "Thanks, Matlock." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
I was like, "Thanks, Matlock."
We're in the car one time. Georgia's up front, I'm driving. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
We're in the car one time. Georgia's up front, I&#...
And we drive past a sign that says, "Deaf child." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
And we drive past a sign that says, "Deaf child."
Ila just, to herself, goes, "Oh, well, that's racist." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:48
Ila just, to herself, goes, "Oh, well, that's raci...
I'm like, "What are you talking about?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:26
I'm like, "What are you talking about?"
We're dumb as fuck and we have impulse control problems. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
We're dumb as fuck and we have impulse control problems...
Four hours of choir. And LeeAnn doesn't even sit in the room. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Four hours of choir. And LeeAnn doesn't even sit in the...