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He goes from coach to cunt real quick.
Just, "We got this, big guy!" "We can... We can..." "Oh fuck, keep going." "We can do any...
What the fuck?!" "I think we rolled up
on a dead animal." "I think it's asbestos." "It's burning my eyes!
Keep moving." "I feel like I'm in the tunnel
from Shawshank Redemption." "Why aren't you moving?" "It's in my skin!" "It's burning my clo..." "Move, asshole!" I turned around, I go,
"I can't. I think I'm gonna shit." He goes, "You did this?!" "You did this?!
I think you gave me cancer!" "I can taste it in my molars!
Keep moving!"
Just, "We got this, big guy!" "We can... We can..." "Oh fuck, keep going." "We can do any...
What the fuck?!" "I think we rolled up
on a dead animal." "I think it's asbestos." "It's burning my eyes!
Keep moving." "I feel like I'm in the tunnel
from Shawshank Redemption." "Why aren't you moving?" "It's in my skin!" "It's burning my clo..." "Move, asshole!" I turned around, I go,
"I can't. I think I'm gonna shit." He goes, "You did this?!" "You did this?!
I think you gave me cancer!" "I can taste it in my molars!
Keep moving!"
Full Transcript
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He goes from coach to cunt real quick.
Just, "We got this, big guy!"
00:00:05.713 --> 00:00:07.173
"We can... We can..."
00:00:09.003 --> 00:00:10.426
"Oh fuck, keep going."
00:00:11.844 --> 00:00:13.679
"We can do any...
What the fuck?!"
00:00:14.347 --> 00:00:16.599
"I think we rolled up
on a dead animal."
00:00:18.001 --> 00:00:19.393
"I think it's asbestos."
00:00:19.935 --> 00:00:22.563
"It's burning my eyes!
Keep moving."
00:00:24.044 --> 00:00:26.984
"I feel like I'm in the tunnel
from Shawshank Redemption."
00:00:27.001 --> 00:00:28.652
"Why aren't you moving?"
00:00:28.736 --> 00:00:30.905
"It's in my skin!"
00:00:31.697 --> 00:00:33.699
"It's burning my clo..."
00:00:34.575 --> 00:00:35.993
"Move, asshole!"
00:00:36.702 --> 00:00:39.205
I turned around, I go,
"I can't. I think I'm gonna shit."
00:00:39.288 --> 00:00:41.374
He goes, "You did this?!"
00:00:41.457 --> 00:00:43.959
"You did this?!
I think you gave me cancer!"
00:00:46.253 --> 00:00:48.923
"I can taste it in my molars!
Keep moving!"
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Movie Summary
It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.