He's like..."He smells like shit." "Buddy, I think he fucking lives here.I think he...
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He's like...
"He smells like shit." "Buddy, I think he fucking lives here.
I think he lives..." "What kind of fucking lunatic
lives where every room is an..." "He was just eating lunch." "He's eating mac and cheese with coffee.
Who the fuck drinks coffee..." "Black coffee with mac and cheese?
He's got IBS, I guarantee you." I'm like, "I don't think
these are helpful clues, Dad." The guy comes in.
"Like to see Mother's room?" My dad goes,
"Absolutely fucking not." My mom's like,
"Yes, we want to see." He's like, "Mother doesn't allow
car keys, cell phones, or wallets, so empty your pockets
and put them on the kitchen table." And like sheep, we're like, "Okay." We empty our pockets
"He smells like shit." "Buddy, I think he fucking lives here.
I think he lives..." "What kind of fucking lunatic
lives where every room is an..." "He was just eating lunch." "He's eating mac and cheese with coffee.
Who the fuck drinks coffee..." "Black coffee with mac and cheese?
He's got IBS, I guarantee you." I'm like, "I don't think
these are helpful clues, Dad." The guy comes in.
"Like to see Mother's room?" My dad goes,
"Absolutely fucking not." My mom's like,
"Yes, we want to see." He's like, "Mother doesn't allow
car keys, cell phones, or wallets, so empty your pockets
and put them on the kitchen table." And like sheep, we're like, "Okay." We empty our pockets
Full Transcript
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He's like...
"He smells like shit."
00:00:04.628 --> 00:00:07.756
"Buddy, I think he fucking lives here.
I think he lives..."
00:00:07.084 --> 00:00:11.468
"What kind of fucking lunatic
lives where every room is an..."
00:00:11.552 --> 00:00:13.679
"He was just eating lunch."
00:00:15.806 --> 00:00:19.001
"He's eating mac and cheese with coffee.
Who the fuck drinks coffee..."
00:00:19.935 --> 00:00:23.272
"Black coffee with mac and cheese?
He's got IBS, I guarantee you."
00:00:24.398 --> 00:00:27.568
I'm like, "I don't think
these are helpful clues, Dad."
00:00:28.152 --> 00:00:30.195
The guy comes in.
"Like to see Mother's room?"
00:00:30.279 --> 00:00:32.156
My dad goes,
"Absolutely fucking not."
00:00:33.157 --> 00:00:34.007
My mom's like,
"Yes, we want to see."
00:00:34.783 --> 00:00:37.703
He's like, "Mother doesn't allow
car keys, cell phones, or wallets,
00:00:37.786 --> 00:00:40.748
so empty your pockets
and put them on the kitchen table."
00:00:40.831 --> 00:00:43.002
And like sheep, we're like, "Okay."
00:00:44.793 --> 00:00:46.017
We empty our pockets.
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Movie Summary
It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
