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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

"I didn't like it very much." "It made me throw up. Never did it again." I hear her...

"I didn't like it very much." "It made me throw up. Never did it again." I hear her fucking laughing

Full Transcript

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"I didn't like it very much."
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"It made me throw up. Never did it again."
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I hear her fucking laughing.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:07
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
She goes, "That's a lie. Your daddy's done cocaine a lot." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:41
She goes, "That's a lie. Your daddy's done co...
"Were you homeschooled, Dad?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"Were you homeschooled, Dad?"
My buddy... My buddy sold his company, made a lot of money, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
My buddy... My buddy sold his company, made a lot of money,
He brought her to our house, showing her off. "She can't read at all." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
He brought her to our house, showing her off. "She can&...
Sweater on. Bifocals. Reading a magazine. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Sweater on. Bifocals. Reading a magazine.
I leaned over... This is the relationship I have with my wife, okay? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I leaned over... This is the relationship I have with my wif...
"I wonder what I could upgrade to." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"I wonder what I could upgrade to."
I said, "Yeah, I've been working with the old beater too long." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I said, "Yeah, I've been working with the old beat...
You ever get your wife close to an orgasm and watch it just disappear? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
You ever get your wife close to an orgasm and watch it just ...
Then the cat jumps up on the bed. "Are we fucking this bitch?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
Then the cat jumps up on the bed. "Are we fucking this ...
I'm fast at sex. I'm so fast, one time I had an orgasm and she laughed. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I'm fast at sex. I'm so fast, one time I had an or...
She goes, "Shit, I don't think you could've gotten AIDS from that one." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
She goes, "Shit, I don't think you could've g...
"Oh, oh." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
"Oh, oh."
Do you know how soul-sucking it is to have to fake laugh - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
Do you know how soul-sucking it is to have to fake laugh
I told my buddy Tom this, he goes, "That would break my spirit." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
I told my buddy Tom this, he goes, "That would break my...
He said, "I'd respect the fact that you're a comedian, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:28
He said, "I'd respect the fact that you're a ...
Taps on my dick, and I start laughing hysterically. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Taps on my dick, and I start laughing hysterically.
She goes, "Finally, you get it." I said, "What?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:20
She goes, "Finally, you get it." I said, "Wha...
"He does this better than you." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
"He does this better than you."
Yeah. We were watching a documentary the other night on Gandhi. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Yeah. We were watching a documentary the other night on Gand...