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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

I was like, "Oh, that's me!" I bumped into every parent on the way

I was like, "Oh, that's me!" I bumped into every parent on the way

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I was like, "Oh, that's me!"
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I bumped into every parent on the way.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
106
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:12
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
"Oh, I'm so sorry." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"Oh, I'm so sorry."
Now I'm just staring at parents, going, "What did I win, Darren?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
Now I'm just staring at parents, going, "What did ...
I'm on stage putting diamonds in my high school holes... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I'm on stage putting diamonds in my high school holes.....
It's starting in the back - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
It's starting in the back
"I see three prizes but only two tickets." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
"I see three prizes but only two tickets."
And I watch the energy of the room halt. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
And I watch the energy of the room halt.
The bartender who was making a drink audibly slows down, just... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
The bartender who was making a drink audibly slows down, jus...
The ten drunk dads who trusted me - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
The ten drunk dads who trusted me
The way a child looks at his sports hero and goes, "Say it ain't so, OJ." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The way a child looks at his sports hero and goes, "Say...
...as I reached into my pockets, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
...as I reached into my pockets,
"Let's fucking go!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
"Let's fucking go!"
Principal sees this, makes a beeline to my wife, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
Principal sees this, makes a beeline to my wife,
"Sugar, he hasn't even started." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
"Sugar, he hasn't even started."
"Honey, honey, there's nine more prizes and his shirt's still on." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
"Honey, honey, there's nine more prizes and his sh...
Prize number six, a mom unwittingly in the back - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
Prize number six, a mom unwittingly in the back
You either absolutely loved what was going on, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
You either absolutely loved what was going on,
And if you hated it, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
And if you hated it,
...were unhappy with the outcome of their day, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
...were unhappy with the outcome of their day,
Look, when he called prize 12, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Look, when he called prize 12,
And as he called the number, I go to hit the first "Suck it" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
And as he called the number, I go to hit the first "Suc...