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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

"I..." "All I can do is apologize." "What I've done is horrific." "And if you'll allow me...

"I..." "All I can do is apologize." "What I've done is horrific." "And if you'll allow me the opportunity
to keep my job, I will do better." In the back, I'm like,
"Someone fucked a kid."

Full Transcript

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"I..."
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"All I can do is apologize."
00:00:05.213 --> 00:00:07.034
"What I've done is horrific."
00:00:07.423 --> 00:00:11.677
"And if you'll allow me the opportunity to keep my job, I will do better."
00:00:11.761 --> 00:00:14.222
In the back, I'm like, "Someone fucked a kid."
Duration
15 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:26
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
"Two weeks ago, in preparing for this dance, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:21
"Two weeks ago, in preparing for this dance,
I want every child in this world - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
I want every child in this world
I think we're done, right? Cool? Forgiven. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I think we're done, right? Cool? Forgiven.
She goes, "My name is Jennifer. Pronouns: she/her." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
She goes, "My name is Jennifer. Pronouns: she/her."...
"Our household are strong allies." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"Our household are strong allies."
Now, I don't know if you know how this works, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
Now, I don't know if you know how this works,
"Frogs are gay. Hoo!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
"Frogs are gay. Hoo!"
And the teacher, God bless her, she's taking it on the chin - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
And the teacher, God bless her, she's taking it on the ...
I said, "Hi, my name's Bert. I'm Ila's, uh, parent." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I said, "Hi, my name's Bert. I'm Ila's, ...
I said, "First off, it's fifth grade." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
I said, "First off, it's fifth grade."
I said, "As Ila's parent, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
I said, "As Ila's parent,
The pronoun parents lost their fucking shit. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
The pronoun parents lost their fucking shit.
"He's a comedian! He's a comedian!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
"He's a comedian! He's a comedian!"
The worst one, LeeAnn and I one time went to a wine tasting-slash-raffle. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The worst one, LeeAnn and I one time went to a wine tasting-...
She's like, "Let's not get fucking wasted tonight." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
She's like, "Let's not get fucking wasted ton...
They give you these baby cups, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
They give you these baby cups,
Ten dads over by the stage. They've already bought all their wine. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Ten dads over by the stage. They've already bought all ...
They've opened up the bottles and drinking like it's Game of Thrones. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
They've opened up the bottles and drinking like it'...
My buddy Darren's running the raffle. I go, "Yo..." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:44
My buddy Darren's running the raffle. I go, "Yo......
He goes, "If I do, you're gonna win a lot of the prizes." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
He goes, "If I do, you're gonna win a lot of the p...