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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

I said, "As Ila's parent, it goes without saying that I do not care if my child dances...

I said, "As Ila's parent, it goes without saying that I do not care if my child dances with a boy
or dances with a girl." "I will do everything in my power
to love her and support her." Yeah

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I said, "As Ila's parent,
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it goes without saying that I do not care
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if my child dances with a boy or dances with a girl."
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"I will do everything in my power to love her and support her."
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Yeah.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:58
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
The pronoun parents lost their fucking shit. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
The pronoun parents lost their fucking shit.
"He's a comedian! He's a comedian!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
"He's a comedian! He's a comedian!"
The worst one, LeeAnn and I one time went to a wine tasting-slash-raffle. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The worst one, LeeAnn and I one time went to a wine tasting-...
She's like, "Let's not get fucking wasted tonight." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
She's like, "Let's not get fucking wasted ton...
They give you these baby cups, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
They give you these baby cups,
Ten dads over by the stage. They've already bought all their wine. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Ten dads over by the stage. They've already bought all ...
They've opened up the bottles and drinking like it's Game of Thrones. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
They've opened up the bottles and drinking like it'...
My buddy Darren's running the raffle. I go, "Yo..." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:44
My buddy Darren's running the raffle. I go, "Yo......
He goes, "If I do, you're gonna win a lot of the prizes." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
He goes, "If I do, you're gonna win a lot of the p...
He goes, "If you do that, that'll upset some parents." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:31
He goes, "If you do that, that'll upset some paren...
...six hundred and sixty tickets. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
...six hundred and sixty tickets.
When he handed them to me, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
When he handed them to me,
I said, "Darren, anything in between, you know I have." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
I said, "Darren, anything in between, you know I have.&...
I picked the table furthest from the stage where they were calling the numbers - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I picked the table furthest from the stage where they were c...
"You bought raffle tickets?" I go, "A couple." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
"You bought raffle tickets?" I go, "A couple....
I was like, "Oh, that's me!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I was like, "Oh, that's me!"
"Oh, I'm so sorry." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"Oh, I'm so sorry."
Now I'm just staring at parents, going, "What did I win, Darren?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
Now I'm just staring at parents, going, "What did ...
I'm on stage putting diamonds in my high school holes... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I'm on stage putting diamonds in my high school holes.....
It's starting in the back - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
It's starting in the back