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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

I told my buddy Tom this, he goes,"That would break my spirit." He goes, "Know what I'd...

I told my buddy Tom this, he goes,
"That would break my spirit." He goes, "Know what I'd do
if I was lucky to suck your cock?" I was like, "Please tell me."

Full Transcript

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I told my buddy Tom this, he goes, "That would break my spirit."
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He goes, "Know what I'd do if I was lucky to suck your cock?"
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I was like, "Please tell me."
Duration
10 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:57
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
He said, "I'd respect the fact that you're a comedian, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:28
He said, "I'd respect the fact that you're a ...
Taps on my dick, and I start laughing hysterically. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Taps on my dick, and I start laughing hysterically.
She goes, "Finally, you get it." I said, "What?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:20
She goes, "Finally, you get it." I said, "Wha...
"He does this better than you." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
"He does this better than you."
Yeah. We were watching a documentary the other night on Gandhi. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Yeah. We were watching a documentary the other night on Gand...
All I said was, "I don't get the whole hunger strike thing." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
All I said was, "I don't get the whole hunger stri...
They don't call me Dad. They have nicknames, like "Chonk." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
They don't call me Dad. They have nicknames, like "...
Both the girls giggle. "Oh, good one, Mom." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
Both the girls giggle. "Oh, good one, Mom."
Ila's like, "I don't think you'd find it funny." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
Ila's like, "I don't think you'd find it...
What I see is a series of pictures of me, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
What I see is a series of pictures of me,
My stomach drops. I sit down at the table. I go, "What the fuck is Baby Walrus?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:31
My stomach drops. I sit down at the table. I go, "What ...
I looked at LeeAnn. She goes, "Calm down. You actually behave like a baby walrus." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
I looked at LeeAnn. She goes, "Calm down. You actually ...
She goes, "Double Tito's and soda, big glass, no lime?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
She goes, "Double Tito's and soda, big glass, no l...
Ila pulls out here phone. "Baby Walrus loves vodka." Click, click. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Ila pulls out here phone. "Baby Walrus loves vodka.&quo...
LeeAnn's over by the tent, cleaning up. I'm drinking moonshine. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
LeeAnn's over by the tent, cleaning up. I'm drinki...
She's not even this big of a redneck, but she hates this accent. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
She's not even this big of a redneck, but she hates thi...
My daughter Ila pulls her marshmallow out of the fire, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
My daughter Ila pulls her marshmallow out of the fire,
I was like, "Thanks, Matlock." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
I was like, "Thanks, Matlock."
We're in the car one time. Georgia's up front, I'm driving. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
We're in the car one time. Georgia's up front, I&#...
And we drive past a sign that says, "Deaf child." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
And we drive past a sign that says, "Deaf child."