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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

I want every child in this world to feel 100% awesome 100% of the time

I want every child in this world to feel 100% awesome 100% of the time

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I want every child in this world
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to feel 100% awesome 100% of the time.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
62
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:13
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
I think we're done, right? Cool? Forgiven. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I think we're done, right? Cool? Forgiven.
She goes, "My name is Jennifer. Pronouns: she/her." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
She goes, "My name is Jennifer. Pronouns: she/her."...
"Our household are strong allies." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"Our household are strong allies."
Now, I don't know if you know how this works, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
Now, I don't know if you know how this works,
"Frogs are gay. Hoo!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
"Frogs are gay. Hoo!"
And the teacher, God bless her, she's taking it on the chin - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
And the teacher, God bless her, she's taking it on the ...
I said, "Hi, my name's Bert. I'm Ila's, uh, parent." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I said, "Hi, my name's Bert. I'm Ila's, ...
I said, "First off, it's fifth grade." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
I said, "First off, it's fifth grade."
I said, "As Ila's parent, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
I said, "As Ila's parent,
The pronoun parents lost their fucking shit. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
The pronoun parents lost their fucking shit.
"He's a comedian! He's a comedian!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
"He's a comedian! He's a comedian!"
The worst one, LeeAnn and I one time went to a wine tasting-slash-raffle. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The worst one, LeeAnn and I one time went to a wine tasting-...
She's like, "Let's not get fucking wasted tonight." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
She's like, "Let's not get fucking wasted ton...
They give you these baby cups, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
They give you these baby cups,
Ten dads over by the stage. They've already bought all their wine. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Ten dads over by the stage. They've already bought all ...
They've opened up the bottles and drinking like it's Game of Thrones. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
They've opened up the bottles and drinking like it'...
My buddy Darren's running the raffle. I go, "Yo..." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:44
My buddy Darren's running the raffle. I go, "Yo......
He goes, "If I do, you're gonna win a lot of the prizes." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
He goes, "If I do, you're gonna win a lot of the p...
He goes, "If you do that, that'll upset some parents." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:31
He goes, "If you do that, that'll upset some paren...
...six hundred and sixty tickets. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
...six hundred and sixty tickets.