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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

Ila's like, "I don't thinkyou'd find it funny." So I go to the bathroom.I come back quick

Ila's like, "I don't think
you'd find it funny." So I go to the bathroom.
I come back quick

Full Transcript

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Ila's like, "I don't think you'd find it funny."
00:00:05.045 --> 00:00:07.214
So I go to the bathroom. I come back quick.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:27
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
What I see is a series of pictures of me, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
What I see is a series of pictures of me,
My stomach drops. I sit down at the table. I go, "What the fuck is Baby Walrus?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:31
My stomach drops. I sit down at the table. I go, "What ...
I looked at LeeAnn. She goes, "Calm down. You actually behave like a baby walrus." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
I looked at LeeAnn. She goes, "Calm down. You actually ...
She goes, "Double Tito's and soda, big glass, no lime?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
She goes, "Double Tito's and soda, big glass, no l...
Ila pulls out here phone. "Baby Walrus loves vodka." Click, click. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Ila pulls out here phone. "Baby Walrus loves vodka.&quo...
LeeAnn's over by the tent, cleaning up. I'm drinking moonshine. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
LeeAnn's over by the tent, cleaning up. I'm drinki...
She's not even this big of a redneck, but she hates this accent. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
She's not even this big of a redneck, but she hates thi...
My daughter Ila pulls her marshmallow out of the fire, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
My daughter Ila pulls her marshmallow out of the fire,
I was like, "Thanks, Matlock." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
I was like, "Thanks, Matlock."
We're in the car one time. Georgia's up front, I'm driving. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
We're in the car one time. Georgia's up front, I&#...
And we drive past a sign that says, "Deaf child." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
And we drive past a sign that says, "Deaf child."
Ila just, to herself, goes, "Oh, well, that's racist." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:48
Ila just, to herself, goes, "Oh, well, that's raci...
I'm like, "What are you talking about?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:26
I'm like, "What are you talking about?"
We're dumb as fuck and we have impulse control problems. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
We're dumb as fuck and we have impulse control problems...
Four hours of choir. And LeeAnn doesn't even sit in the room. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Four hours of choir. And LeeAnn doesn't even sit in the...
She sits in the back and sells baked goods with friends and chitchats for hours. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
She sits in the back and sells baked goods with friends and ...
Meanwhile, Ila and I have to sit in the front row for four hours. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Meanwhile, Ila and I have to sit in the front row for four h...
Two hours into this choir concert, choir teacher comes out - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
Two hours into this choir concert, choir teacher comes out
Opening bid is $50, and I feel Ila shaking like a junkie next to me. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Opening bid is $50, and I feel Ila shaking like a junkie nex...
I go, "What's wrong with you?" And she goes, "Fetus..." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:39
I go, "What's wrong with you?" And she goes, ...