I'm like, "Shit, we got a problem." Ila's like, "What is it?" "There's another alcoholic...
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I'm like, "Shit, we got a problem." Ila's like, "What is it?" "There's another alcoholic dad here
looking for action." "It's gonna be a long night, baby." Dude in the back
just stands up quick, "550!" Whole room does that. "Oh!" Except for my daughter,
who punches me in the leg and goes, "Stand up and be a man." "Tell him 600, Dad." I said, "No, baby,
that's not how we're gonna play it." "Now's when we hit him
with the razzle dazzle."
looking for action." "It's gonna be a long night, baby." Dude in the back
just stands up quick, "550!" Whole room does that. "Oh!" Except for my daughter,
who punches me in the leg and goes, "Stand up and be a man." "Tell him 600, Dad." I said, "No, baby,
that's not how we're gonna play it." "Now's when we hit him
with the razzle dazzle."
Full Transcript
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I'm like, "Shit, we got a problem."
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Ila's like, "What is it?"
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"There's another alcoholic dad here
looking for action."
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"It's gonna be a long night, baby."
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Dude in the back
just stands up quick, "550!"
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Whole room does that. "Oh!"
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Except for my daughter,
who punches me in the leg and goes,
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"Stand up and be a man."
00:00:26.567 --> 00:00:28.527
"Tell him 600, Dad."
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I said, "No, baby,
that's not how we're gonna play it."
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"Now's when we hit him
with the razzle dazzle."
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Movie Summary
It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
