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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

It's starting in the back with a circle of peoplearound the principal, who yells out,...

It's starting in the back with a circle of people
around the principal, who yells out, "Check his tickets!" I yell back, "Mind your own business!" She does not like that

Full Transcript

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It's starting in the back
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with a circle of people around the principal,
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who yells out, "Check his tickets!"
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I yell back, "Mind your own business!"
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She does not like that.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:13
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
"I see three prizes but only two tickets." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
"I see three prizes but only two tickets."
And I watch the energy of the room halt. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
And I watch the energy of the room halt.
The bartender who was making a drink audibly slows down, just... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
The bartender who was making a drink audibly slows down, jus...
The ten drunk dads who trusted me - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
The ten drunk dads who trusted me
The way a child looks at his sports hero and goes, "Say it ain't so, OJ." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The way a child looks at his sports hero and goes, "Say...
...as I reached into my pockets, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
...as I reached into my pockets,
"Let's fucking go!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
"Let's fucking go!"
Principal sees this, makes a beeline to my wife, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
Principal sees this, makes a beeline to my wife,
"Sugar, he hasn't even started." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
"Sugar, he hasn't even started."
"Honey, honey, there's nine more prizes and his shirt's still on." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
"Honey, honey, there's nine more prizes and his sh...
Prize number six, a mom unwittingly in the back - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
Prize number six, a mom unwittingly in the back
You either absolutely loved what was going on, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
You either absolutely loved what was going on,
And if you hated it, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
And if you hated it,
...were unhappy with the outcome of their day, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
...were unhappy with the outcome of their day,
Look, when he called prize 12, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Look, when he called prize 12,
And as he called the number, I go to hit the first "Suck it" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
And as he called the number, I go to hit the first "Suc...
Ten drunks dads are pounding on the table going, "Recount! Recount!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
Ten drunks dads are pounding on the table going, "Recou...
They're like, "That's what you get, fat boy!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
They're like, "That's what you get, fat boy!&...
And then I spent the rest of the night drunk, shirtless with my ears pierced... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
And then I spent the rest of the night drunk, shirtless with...
...holding 11 prizes, walking up to parents, going, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
...holding 11 prizes, walking up to parents, going,