Lady by the pool's like,"Braid your hair. Braid you hair." "I didn't do this on purpose,...
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Lady by the pool's like,
"Braid your hair. Braid you hair." "I didn't do this on purpose, fuck nut." "Now get to cutting, Sweeney Todd.
I'm cresting down here." She's like, "I ain't doing that." I was like, "Hate to break
your heart, redneck. I think you is." "As a matter of fact, you're the only person on this island
that will be cutting these ass hairs." I can't call the front desk and be like,
"Send up a sure-handed boy." "Better yet, who does your hedges?
I like his work." She goes, "No, I ain't."
And she puts the knife down and turns on the hair dryer
as if our conversation's over
"Braid your hair. Braid you hair." "I didn't do this on purpose, fuck nut." "Now get to cutting, Sweeney Todd.
I'm cresting down here." She's like, "I ain't doing that." I was like, "Hate to break
your heart, redneck. I think you is." "As a matter of fact, you're the only person on this island
that will be cutting these ass hairs." I can't call the front desk and be like,
"Send up a sure-handed boy." "Better yet, who does your hedges?
I like his work." She goes, "No, I ain't."
And she puts the knife down and turns on the hair dryer
as if our conversation's over
Full Transcript
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Lady by the pool's like,
"Braid your hair. Braid you hair."
00:00:06.463 --> 00:00:08.465
"I didn't do this on purpose, fuck nut."
00:00:10.001 --> 00:00:13.012
"Now get to cutting, Sweeney Todd.
I'm cresting down here."
00:00:15.222 --> 00:00:16.542
She's like, "I ain't doing that."
00:00:16.598 --> 00:00:19.118
I was like, "Hate to break
your heart, redneck. I think you is."
00:00:20.999 --> 00:00:21.186
"As a matter of fact,
00:00:21.027 --> 00:00:24.398
you're the only person on this island
that will be cutting these ass hairs."
00:00:25.441 --> 00:00:28.861
I can't call the front desk and be like,
"Send up a sure-handed boy."
00:00:31.697 --> 00:00:34.283
"Better yet, who does your hedges?
I like his work."
00:00:35.868 --> 00:00:38.579
She goes, "No, I ain't."
And she puts the knife down
00:00:38.662 --> 00:00:41.915
and turns on the hair dryer
as if our conversation's over.
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Movie Summary
It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
