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Like, I think if I lived here, I'd be like a pretty normal dad
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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

Like, I think if I lived here,I'd be like a pretty normal dad

Like, I think if I lived here,
I'd be like a pretty normal dad

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Like, I think if I lived here, I'd be like a pretty normal dad.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:27
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
They taught all the kids the foxtrot in fifth grade, right? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
They taught all the kids the foxtrot in fifth grade, right?
Parents sit in the auditorium and we watch kids do the foxtrot on stage, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
Parents sit in the auditorium and we watch kids do the foxtr...
Pull us outside as the parents. Teacher addresses the parents. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Pull us outside as the parents. Teacher addresses the parent...
"I..." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
"I..."
"Two weeks ago, in preparing for this dance, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:21
"Two weeks ago, in preparing for this dance,
I want every child in this world - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
I want every child in this world
I think we're done, right? Cool? Forgiven. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I think we're done, right? Cool? Forgiven.
She goes, "My name is Jennifer. Pronouns: she/her." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
She goes, "My name is Jennifer. Pronouns: she/her."...
"Our household are strong allies." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"Our household are strong allies."
Now, I don't know if you know how this works, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
Now, I don't know if you know how this works,
"Frogs are gay. Hoo!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
"Frogs are gay. Hoo!"
And the teacher, God bless her, she's taking it on the chin - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
And the teacher, God bless her, she's taking it on the ...
I said, "Hi, my name's Bert. I'm Ila's, uh, parent." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I said, "Hi, my name's Bert. I'm Ila's, ...
I said, "First off, it's fifth grade." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
I said, "First off, it's fifth grade."
I said, "As Ila's parent, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
I said, "As Ila's parent,
The pronoun parents lost their fucking shit. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
The pronoun parents lost their fucking shit.
"He's a comedian! He's a comedian!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
"He's a comedian! He's a comedian!"
The worst one, LeeAnn and I one time went to a wine tasting-slash-raffle. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The worst one, LeeAnn and I one time went to a wine tasting-...
She's like, "Let's not get fucking wasted tonight." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
She's like, "Let's not get fucking wasted ton...
They give you these baby cups, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
They give you these baby cups,