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Meanwhile, Ila and I have to sit in the front row for four hours
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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

Meanwhile, Ila and I have to sitin the front row for four hours

Meanwhile, Ila and I have to sit
in the front row for four hours

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Meanwhile, Ila and I have to sit in the front row for four hours.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:12
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
Two hours into this choir concert, choir teacher comes out - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
Two hours into this choir concert, choir teacher comes out
Opening bid is $50, and I feel Ila shaking like a junkie next to me. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Opening bid is $50, and I feel Ila shaking like a junkie nex...
I go, "What's wrong with you?" And she goes, "Fetus..." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:39
I go, "What's wrong with you?" And she goes, ...
"Do I hear an opening bid of $50?" I said, "Honey, cut out the riffraff." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
"Do I hear an opening bid of $50?" I said, "H...
"Ahh!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
"Ahh!"
Laughter dies out. I hear one dad in the back still laughing. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Laughter dies out. I hear one dad in the back still laughing...
I'm like, "Shit, we got a problem." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:37
I'm like, "Shit, we got a problem."
She goes, "What's that?" I said, "You stand up, you say 600, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
She goes, "What's that?" I said, "You st...
She goes, "I can do that?" I go, "If you don't, you sleep outside." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
She goes, "I can do that?" I go, "If you don&...
She turns around trembling. Finds her guy, goes, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
She turns around trembling. Finds her guy, goes,
Sits down, she goes, "How did I do, Dad?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
Sits down, she goes, "How did I do, Dad?"
He stands up, he goes, "Baby girl, $700." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
He stands up, he goes, "Baby girl, $700."
I'm like, "You're bidding against me, you fucking moron." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
I'm like, "You're bidding against me, you fuc...
I did. My behavior was... questionable. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I did. My behavior was... questionable.
I can't tell if it's me or the fact that I live in L.A. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I can't tell if it's me or the fact that I live in...
Like, I think if I lived here, I'd be like a pretty normal dad. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Like, I think if I lived here, I'd be like a pretty nor...
They taught all the kids the foxtrot in fifth grade, right? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
They taught all the kids the foxtrot in fifth grade, right?
Parents sit in the auditorium and we watch kids do the foxtrot on stage, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
Parents sit in the auditorium and we watch kids do the foxtr...
Pull us outside as the parents. Teacher addresses the parents. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Pull us outside as the parents. Teacher addresses the parent...
"I..." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
"I..."