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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

Sits down, she goes, "How did I do, Dad?" I go, "You just dropped a big dickon that room."...

Sits down, she goes, "How did I do, Dad?" I go, "You just dropped a big dick
on that room." Old boy in the back
is losing his fucking mind

Full Transcript

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Sits down, she goes, "How did I do, Dad?"
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I go, "You just dropped a big dick on that room."
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Old boy in the back is losing his fucking mind.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:18
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
He stands up, he goes, "Baby girl, $700." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
He stands up, he goes, "Baby girl, $700."
I'm like, "You're bidding against me, you fucking moron." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
I'm like, "You're bidding against me, you fuc...
I did. My behavior was... questionable. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I did. My behavior was... questionable.
I can't tell if it's me or the fact that I live in L.A. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I can't tell if it's me or the fact that I live in...
Like, I think if I lived here, I'd be like a pretty normal dad. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Like, I think if I lived here, I'd be like a pretty nor...
They taught all the kids the foxtrot in fifth grade, right? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
They taught all the kids the foxtrot in fifth grade, right?
Parents sit in the auditorium and we watch kids do the foxtrot on stage, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
Parents sit in the auditorium and we watch kids do the foxtr...
Pull us outside as the parents. Teacher addresses the parents. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Pull us outside as the parents. Teacher addresses the parent...
"I..." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
"I..."
"Two weeks ago, in preparing for this dance, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:21
"Two weeks ago, in preparing for this dance,
I want every child in this world - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
I want every child in this world
I think we're done, right? Cool? Forgiven. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I think we're done, right? Cool? Forgiven.
She goes, "My name is Jennifer. Pronouns: she/her." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
She goes, "My name is Jennifer. Pronouns: she/her."...
"Our household are strong allies." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"Our household are strong allies."
Now, I don't know if you know how this works, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
Now, I don't know if you know how this works,
"Frogs are gay. Hoo!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
"Frogs are gay. Hoo!"
And the teacher, God bless her, she's taking it on the chin - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
And the teacher, God bless her, she's taking it on the ...
I said, "Hi, my name's Bert. I'm Ila's, uh, parent." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I said, "Hi, my name's Bert. I'm Ila's, ...
I said, "First off, it's fifth grade." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
I said, "First off, it's fifth grade."
I said, "As Ila's parent, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
I said, "As Ila's parent,