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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

"Sugar, he hasn't even started." Oh

"Sugar, he hasn't even started." Oh

Full Transcript

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"Sugar, he hasn't even started."
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Oh.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:18
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
"Honey, honey, there's nine more prizes and his shirt's still on." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
"Honey, honey, there's nine more prizes and his sh...
Prize number six, a mom unwittingly in the back - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
Prize number six, a mom unwittingly in the back
You either absolutely loved what was going on, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
You either absolutely loved what was going on,
And if you hated it, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
And if you hated it,
...were unhappy with the outcome of their day, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
...were unhappy with the outcome of their day,
Look, when he called prize 12, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Look, when he called prize 12,
And as he called the number, I go to hit the first "Suck it" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
And as he called the number, I go to hit the first "Suc...
Ten drunks dads are pounding on the table going, "Recount! Recount!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
Ten drunks dads are pounding on the table going, "Recou...
They're like, "That's what you get, fat boy!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
They're like, "That's what you get, fat boy!&...
And then I spent the rest of the night drunk, shirtless with my ears pierced... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
And then I spent the rest of the night drunk, shirtless with...
...holding 11 prizes, walking up to parents, going, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
...holding 11 prizes, walking up to parents, going,
That she got the... She doesn't always get the joke, you know? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
That she got the... She doesn't always get the joke, yo...
I'm on a flight with my wife to Burlington, Vermont. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I'm on a flight with my wife to Burlington, Vermont.
If you do not know who that is, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
If you do not know who that is,
That little act will make this leg explode. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
That little act will make this leg explode.
And this arm will break in half right here and spin in circles. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
And this arm will break in half right here and spin in circl...
Big racist. Now he said... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Big racist. Now he said...
Tom sends me and LeeAnn a text, a group text, and it says, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:20
Tom sends me and LeeAnn a text, a group text, and it says,
I open the link, see the picture, I laugh. It's funny, right? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I open the link, see the picture, I laugh. It's funny, ...
I finish my double Jack on the rocks, lots of rocks. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I finish my double Jack on the rocks, lots of rocks.