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Sweater on. Bifocals. Reading a magazine
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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

Sweater on. Bifocals. Reading a magazine

Sweater on. Bifocals. Reading a magazine

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Sweater on. Bifocals. Reading a magazine.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:50
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
I leaned over... This is the relationship I have with my wife, okay? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I leaned over... This is the relationship I have with my wif...
"I wonder what I could upgrade to." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"I wonder what I could upgrade to."
I said, "Yeah, I've been working with the old beater too long." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I said, "Yeah, I've been working with the old beat...
You ever get your wife close to an orgasm and watch it just disappear? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
You ever get your wife close to an orgasm and watch it just ...
Then the cat jumps up on the bed. "Are we fucking this bitch?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
Then the cat jumps up on the bed. "Are we fucking this ...
I'm fast at sex. I'm so fast, one time I had an orgasm and she laughed. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I'm fast at sex. I'm so fast, one time I had an or...
She goes, "Shit, I don't think you could've gotten AIDS from that one." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
She goes, "Shit, I don't think you could've g...
"Oh, oh." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
"Oh, oh."
Do you know how soul-sucking it is to have to fake laugh - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
Do you know how soul-sucking it is to have to fake laugh
I told my buddy Tom this, he goes, "That would break my spirit." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
I told my buddy Tom this, he goes, "That would break my...
He said, "I'd respect the fact that you're a comedian, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:28
He said, "I'd respect the fact that you're a ...
Taps on my dick, and I start laughing hysterically. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Taps on my dick, and I start laughing hysterically.
She goes, "Finally, you get it." I said, "What?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:20
She goes, "Finally, you get it." I said, "Wha...
"He does this better than you." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
"He does this better than you."
Yeah. We were watching a documentary the other night on Gandhi. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Yeah. We were watching a documentary the other night on Gand...
All I said was, "I don't get the whole hunger strike thing." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
All I said was, "I don't get the whole hunger stri...
They don't call me Dad. They have nicknames, like "Chonk." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
They don't call me Dad. They have nicknames, like "...
Both the girls giggle. "Oh, good one, Mom." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
Both the girls giggle. "Oh, good one, Mom."
Ila's like, "I don't think you'd find it funny." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
Ila's like, "I don't think you'd find it...
What I see is a series of pictures of me, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
What I see is a series of pictures of me,