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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

The best were the cool momswho were like, "I hope that doesn't hit my house." One mom was...

The best were the cool moms
who were like, "I hope that doesn't hit my house." One mom was like,
"My ninth grader is not ready for that." Our friend Lynn Gruson wrote back,
"Are you sure that's the coronavirus?" "I think I had that in college."

Full Transcript

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The best were the cool moms who were like,
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"I hope that doesn't hit my house."
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One mom was like, "My ninth grader is not ready for that."
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Our friend Lynn Gruson wrote back, "Are you sure that's the coronavirus?"
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"I think I had that in college."
Duration
17 seconds
Views
247
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:56
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
And then she goes even paler and she goes, "I sent that to our girls." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:33
And then she goes even paler and she goes, "I sent that...
I go, "Ila, Mom sent you a link. Did you see it?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
I go, "Ila, Mom sent you a link. Did you see it?"
She's gonna tell her and all her friends about their past lives, right? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
She's gonna tell her and all her friends about their pa...
She goes, "Okay, who's the birthday girl?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
She goes, "Okay, who's the birthday girl?"
Georgia's like, "I am, I am!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:26
Georgia's like, "I am, I am!"
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Both the girls pull me aside, "Hey, Dad." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
Both the girls pull me aside, "Hey, Dad."
They're like, "We want you to go too." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:36
They're like, "We want you to go too."
I was like, "All right, he's cheap. I'll call him." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I was like, "All right, he's cheap. I'll call...
I go, "Hey, Dad. When you guys are out in L.A., - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 01:02
I go, "Hey, Dad. When you guys are out in L.A.,
My mom snatches the phone away and goes, "Tell my granddaughters we're going." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
My mom snatches the phone away and goes, "Tell my grand...
We all go. Now, here's where it starts to veer wrong. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
We all go. Now, here's where it starts to veer wrong.
As we start driving, you know how escape rooms - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
As we start driving, you know how escape rooms
He had converted every room in his house into an escape room, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
He had converted every room in his house into an escape room...
We pull into the neighborhood. My dad's like, "No fucking way." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
We pull into the neighborhood. My dad's like, "No ...
LeeAnn's like, "I think that's it." My dad's like, "Keep fucking going." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
LeeAnn's like, "I think that's it." My d...
Silk robe, towel around his head, stroking a kitty cat. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Silk robe, towel around his head, stroking a kitty cat.
"Have you seen my mother?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:31
"Have you seen my mother?"
And my dad is picking this guy apart left and right. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
And my dad is picking this guy apart left and right.
He's like... "He smells like shit." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:47
He's like... "He smells like shit."