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The ten drunk dads who trusted me
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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

The ten drunk dads who trusted me now are looking at melike I let them down

The ten drunk dads who trusted me now are looking at me
like I let them down

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The ten drunk dads who trusted me
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now are looking at me like I let them down.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:01
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
The way a child looks at his sports hero and goes, "Say it ain't so, OJ." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The way a child looks at his sports hero and goes, "Say...
...as I reached into my pockets, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
...as I reached into my pockets,
"Let's fucking go!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
"Let's fucking go!"
Principal sees this, makes a beeline to my wife, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
Principal sees this, makes a beeline to my wife,
"Sugar, he hasn't even started." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
"Sugar, he hasn't even started."
"Honey, honey, there's nine more prizes and his shirt's still on." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
"Honey, honey, there's nine more prizes and his sh...
Prize number six, a mom unwittingly in the back - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
Prize number six, a mom unwittingly in the back
You either absolutely loved what was going on, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
You either absolutely loved what was going on,
And if you hated it, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
And if you hated it,
...were unhappy with the outcome of their day, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
...were unhappy with the outcome of their day,
Look, when he called prize 12, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Look, when he called prize 12,
And as he called the number, I go to hit the first "Suck it" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
And as he called the number, I go to hit the first "Suc...
Ten drunks dads are pounding on the table going, "Recount! Recount!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
Ten drunks dads are pounding on the table going, "Recou...
They're like, "That's what you get, fat boy!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
They're like, "That's what you get, fat boy!&...
And then I spent the rest of the night drunk, shirtless with my ears pierced... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
And then I spent the rest of the night drunk, shirtless with...
...holding 11 prizes, walking up to parents, going, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
...holding 11 prizes, walking up to parents, going,
That she got the... She doesn't always get the joke, you know? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
That she got the... She doesn't always get the joke, yo...
I'm on a flight with my wife to Burlington, Vermont. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I'm on a flight with my wife to Burlington, Vermont.
If you do not know who that is, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
If you do not know who that is,
That little act will make this leg explode. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
That little act will make this leg explode.