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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

They don't call me Dad.They have nicknames, like "Chonk." Or "Fetus." They call me...

They don't call me Dad.
They have nicknames, like "Chonk." Or "Fetus." They call me "Fetus." They had a nickname they were calling me
behind my back for two years

Full Transcript

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They don't call me Dad. They have nicknames, like "Chonk."
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Or "Fetus." They call me "Fetus."
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They had a nickname they were calling me behind my back for two years.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:53
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
Both the girls giggle. "Oh, good one, Mom." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
Both the girls giggle. "Oh, good one, Mom."
Ila's like, "I don't think you'd find it funny." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
Ila's like, "I don't think you'd find it...
What I see is a series of pictures of me, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
What I see is a series of pictures of me,
My stomach drops. I sit down at the table. I go, "What the fuck is Baby Walrus?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:31
My stomach drops. I sit down at the table. I go, "What ...
I looked at LeeAnn. She goes, "Calm down. You actually behave like a baby walrus." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
I looked at LeeAnn. She goes, "Calm down. You actually ...
She goes, "Double Tito's and soda, big glass, no lime?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
She goes, "Double Tito's and soda, big glass, no l...
Ila pulls out here phone. "Baby Walrus loves vodka." Click, click. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Ila pulls out here phone. "Baby Walrus loves vodka.&quo...
LeeAnn's over by the tent, cleaning up. I'm drinking moonshine. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
LeeAnn's over by the tent, cleaning up. I'm drinki...
She's not even this big of a redneck, but she hates this accent. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
She's not even this big of a redneck, but she hates thi...
My daughter Ila pulls her marshmallow out of the fire, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
My daughter Ila pulls her marshmallow out of the fire,
I was like, "Thanks, Matlock." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
I was like, "Thanks, Matlock."
We're in the car one time. Georgia's up front, I'm driving. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
We're in the car one time. Georgia's up front, I&#...
And we drive past a sign that says, "Deaf child." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
And we drive past a sign that says, "Deaf child."
Ila just, to herself, goes, "Oh, well, that's racist." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:48
Ila just, to herself, goes, "Oh, well, that's raci...
I'm like, "What are you talking about?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:26
I'm like, "What are you talking about?"
We're dumb as fuck and we have impulse control problems. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
We're dumb as fuck and we have impulse control problems...
Four hours of choir. And LeeAnn doesn't even sit in the room. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Four hours of choir. And LeeAnn doesn't even sit in the...
She sits in the back and sells baked goods with friends and chitchats for hours. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
She sits in the back and sells baked goods with friends and ...
Meanwhile, Ila and I have to sit in the front row for four hours. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Meanwhile, Ila and I have to sit in the front row for four h...
Two hours into this choir concert, choir teacher comes out - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
Two hours into this choir concert, choir teacher comes out