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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

They're like,"That's what you get, fat boy!" "Put your shirt on, loser!You're a loser!"...

They're like,
"That's what you get, fat boy!" "Put your shirt on, loser!
You're a loser!" They were so loud, I could barely hear
my wife in the back go, "Oh, that's me!"

Full Transcript

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They're like, "That's what you get, fat boy!"
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"Put your shirt on, loser! You're a loser!"
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They were so loud, I could barely hear my wife in the back go,
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"Oh, that's me!"
Duration
13 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:36
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
And then I spent the rest of the night drunk, shirtless with my ears pierced... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
And then I spent the rest of the night drunk, shirtless with...
...holding 11 prizes, walking up to parents, going, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
...holding 11 prizes, walking up to parents, going,
That she got the... She doesn't always get the joke, you know? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
That she got the... She doesn't always get the joke, yo...
I'm on a flight with my wife to Burlington, Vermont. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I'm on a flight with my wife to Burlington, Vermont.
If you do not know who that is, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
If you do not know who that is,
That little act will make this leg explode. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
That little act will make this leg explode.
And this arm will break in half right here and spin in circles. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
And this arm will break in half right here and spin in circl...
Big racist. Now he said... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Big racist. Now he said...
Tom sends me and LeeAnn a text, a group text, and it says, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:20
Tom sends me and LeeAnn a text, a group text, and it says,
I open the link, see the picture, I laugh. It's funny, right? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I open the link, see the picture, I laugh. It's funny, ...
I finish my double Jack on the rocks, lots of rocks. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I finish my double Jack on the rocks, lots of rocks.
I pass out. I wake up in Burlington, Vermont - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I pass out. I wake up in Burlington, Vermont
We're on the tarmac and she goes, "Did you get that text from Tommy?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
We're on the tarmac and she goes, "Did you get tha...
I said, "I wouldn't say that. I think that's racist." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I said, "I wouldn't say that. I think that's ...
I go, "Did you click the link?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:22
I go, "Did you click the link?"
And the picture of that man... His name's Wood, fittingly. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
And the picture of that man... His name's Wood, fitting...
...comes up, and I watch her just see it, and she goes, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
...comes up, and I watch her just see it, and she goes,
Same picture shows up, only this time I watch her attempt to scroll... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
Same picture shows up, only this time I watch her attempt to...
...as if she's gonna find an article attached to that picture. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
...as if she's gonna find an article attached to that p...
And she goes, "I don't know what's so funny. My phone's broken." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:28
And she goes, "I don't know what's so funny. ...