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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

"We got this, big guy." "We can do anything." "Listen to my voice. We can do this.Me and...

"We got this, big guy." "We can do anything." "Listen to my voice. We can do this.
Me and you. Big team." Now

Full Transcript

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"We got this, big guy."
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"We can do anything."
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"Listen to my voice. We can do this. Me and you. Big team."
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Now...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:40
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
Or shimmying on all fours... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Or shimmying on all fours...
...but I let out a novel virus fart, like... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
...but I let out a novel virus fart, like...
The kind of farts that escape your body - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
The kind of farts that escape your body
The kind of farts that burn your asshole. Just the fart, the air burns your asshole. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The kind of farts that burn your asshole. Just the fart, the...
And you think to yourself, "That was air. I'm gonna be shitting blood later." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
And you think to yourself, "That was air. I'm gonn...
He goes from coach to cunt real quick. Just, "We got this, big guy!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:50
He goes from coach to cunt real quick. Just, "We got th...
My daughters come flying out of that wall the happiest they've ever fucking been. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
My daughters come flying out of that wall the happiest they&...
Go right up to my mom and they go, "Nana, it's happening." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
Go right up to my mom and they go, "Nana, it's hap...
"Cocksucker! Motherfucker!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:24
"Cocksucker! Motherfucker!"
...and is like, "I think I solved the escape room, Albert." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
...and is like, "I think I solved the escape room, Albe...
My daughters now have crossed their legs. They're about to piss their pants. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
My daughters now have crossed their legs. They're about...
He is at a level nine. "Motherfucker!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:22
He is at a level nine. "Motherfucker!"
Which is a 90-year-old woman - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
Which is a 90-year-old woman
She's trying to adjust her eyes to the light and remember her line. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
She's trying to adjust her eyes to the light and rememb...
...puts his heel on it, and he's like, "Everybody, back in the fucking wall!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
...puts his heel on it, and he's like, "Everybody,...
Georgia looks at me and goes, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
Georgia looks at me and goes,
Is for this right now." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
Is for this right now."
Lands on my daughters and he goes, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
Lands on my daughters and he goes,
"I'm 75 years old, ladies." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:22
"I'm 75 years old, ladies."
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!