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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

When he handed them to me, he was shaking like he was selling drugsin ninth grade

When he handed them to me, he was shaking like he was selling drugs
in ninth grade

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When he handed them to me,
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he was shaking like he was selling drugs in ninth grade.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:31
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
I said, "Darren, anything in between, you know I have." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
I said, "Darren, anything in between, you know I have.&...
I picked the table furthest from the stage where they were calling the numbers - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I picked the table furthest from the stage where they were c...
"You bought raffle tickets?" I go, "A couple." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
"You bought raffle tickets?" I go, "A couple....
I was like, "Oh, that's me!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I was like, "Oh, that's me!"
"Oh, I'm so sorry." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"Oh, I'm so sorry."
Now I'm just staring at parents, going, "What did I win, Darren?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
Now I'm just staring at parents, going, "What did ...
I'm on stage putting diamonds in my high school holes... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
I'm on stage putting diamonds in my high school holes.....
It's starting in the back - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:15
It's starting in the back
"I see three prizes but only two tickets." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
"I see three prizes but only two tickets."
And I watch the energy of the room halt. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
And I watch the energy of the room halt.
The bartender who was making a drink audibly slows down, just... - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
The bartender who was making a drink audibly slows down, jus...
The ten drunk dads who trusted me - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
The ten drunk dads who trusted me
The way a child looks at his sports hero and goes, "Say it ain't so, OJ." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
The way a child looks at his sports hero and goes, "Say...
...as I reached into my pockets, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:16
...as I reached into my pockets,
"Let's fucking go!" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
"Let's fucking go!"
Principal sees this, makes a beeline to my wife, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
Principal sees this, makes a beeline to my wife,
"Sugar, he hasn't even started." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
"Sugar, he hasn't even started."
"Honey, honey, there's nine more prizes and his shirt's still on." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:12
"Honey, honey, there's nine more prizes and his sh...
Prize number six, a mom unwittingly in the back - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:13
Prize number six, a mom unwittingly in the back
You either absolutely loved what was going on, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
You either absolutely loved what was going on,