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Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

You can't send your daughters to college thinking their dad's gotthe smallest dick

You can't send your daughters to college thinking their dad's got
the smallest dick

Full Transcript

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You can't send your daughters to college
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thinking their dad's got the smallest dick.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:00
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family's escape room outing.
First time they get a guy and they're like, "Now, that's a cock." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
First time they get a guy and they're like, "Now, ...
Looks like a little boy looking in a well. "What's going on in here?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
Looks like a little boy looking in a well. "What's...
Yeah, I panicked and did the old Buffalo Bill - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
Yeah, I panicked and did the old Buffalo Bill
Enough that the first time I got a chick naked, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
Enough that the first time I got a chick naked,
She's honest, 100% honest all the time. The other night we're at dinner. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
She's honest, 100% honest all the time. The other night...
I'm three drinks in. The girls go, "You guys ever done drugs?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:39
I'm three drinks in. The girls go, "You guys ever ...
"I didn't like it very much." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:10
"I didn't like it very much."
She goes, "That's a lie. Your daddy's done cocaine a lot." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:41
She goes, "That's a lie. Your daddy's done co...
"Were you homeschooled, Dad?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"Were you homeschooled, Dad?"
My buddy... My buddy sold his company, made a lot of money, - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
My buddy... My buddy sold his company, made a lot of money,
He brought her to our house, showing her off. "She can't read at all." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:11
He brought her to our house, showing her off. "She can&...
Sweater on. Bifocals. Reading a magazine. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
Sweater on. Bifocals. Reading a magazine.
I leaned over... This is the relationship I have with my wife, okay? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I leaned over... This is the relationship I have with my wif...
"I wonder what I could upgrade to." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:18
"I wonder what I could upgrade to."
I said, "Yeah, I've been working with the old beater too long." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:08
I said, "Yeah, I've been working with the old beat...
You ever get your wife close to an orgasm and watch it just disappear? - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:05
You ever get your wife close to an orgasm and watch it just ...
Then the cat jumps up on the bed. "Are we fucking this bitch?" - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:14
Then the cat jumps up on the bed. "Are we fucking this ...
I'm fast at sex. I'm so fast, one time I had an orgasm and she laughed. - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:06
I'm fast at sex. I'm so fast, one time I had an or...
She goes, "Shit, I don't think you could've gotten AIDS from that one." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:09
She goes, "Shit, I don't think you could've g...
"Oh, oh." - Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle 00:07
"Oh, oh."