Best in Show quotes

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A colorful array of characters compete at a national dog show.

Director: Christopher Guest
Writer: Christopher Guest, Eugene Levy
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
Genre: comedy
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 78/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $16,574,225
Released: 20 Oct 2000
Awards: Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 11 wins & 13 nominations.

52 Clips & Quotes

And it used to drive my mother crazy - Best in Show 02:07 And it used to drive my mother crazy He still pushes all my buttons - Best in Show 01:23 He still pushes all my buttons We met at Starbucks - Best in Show 00:32 We met at Starbucks She had dozens of boyfriends - Best in Show 00:32 She had dozens of boyfriends I've got two left feet - Best in Show 00:23 I've got two left feet Question that's always bothered me and a lot of people - Best in Show 00:53 Question that's always bothered me and a lot of people And I thought that was really sexy - Best in Show 00:28 And I thought that was really sexy In a bee costume - Best in Show 00:14 In a bee costume He went for her like she's made outta ham - Best in Show 00:15 He went for her like she's made outta ham The disciplinarian - Best in Show 01:38 The disciplinarian I've banged a lot of waitresses in my day - Best in Show 00:24 I've banged a lot of waitresses in my day We're gonna be in Philadelphia for 48 hours - Best in Show 00:22 We're gonna be in Philadelphia for 48 hours I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb - Best in Show 00:43 I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb How tall are you - Best in Show 00:38 How tall are you I was drinking capuccinos - Best in Show 01:13 I was drinking capuccinos Cookie Guggleman - Best in Show 00:20 Cookie Guggleman Rhapsody has two mommies - Best in Show 00:12 Rhapsody has two mommies What are you a wizard - Best in Show 00:18 What are you a wizard Don't water the plants - Best in Show 00:15 Don't water the plants Not the kidneys - Best in Show 01:25 Not the kidneys Who are you all of a sudden - Best in Show 00:31 Who are you all of a sudden Do you appreciate the amount of work that went into this - Best in Show 00:54 Do you appreciate the amount of work that went into this That's the good card - Best in Show 00:16 That's the good card Did somebody put something down here so I would trip - Best in Show 00:18 Did somebody put something down here so I would trip This is my euphemism - Best in Show 00:11 This is my euphemism I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck - Best in Show 00:52 I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck Have you tried looking under the bed - Best in Show 00:37 Have you tried looking under the bed We are  so  lucky - Best in Show 00:22 We are so lucky We have you down for a queen - Best in Show 00:18 We have you down for a queen She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig - Best in Show 00:17 She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig I didn't ask for your opinion - Best in Show 00:21 I didn't ask for your opinion Hold your horses - Best in Show 00:24 Hold your horses I had a terrible day today - Best in Show 05:11 I had a terrible day today We're not gonna sell - Best in Show 01:09 We're not gonna sell You stupid hotel manager - Best in Show 00:12 You stupid hotel manager He's got two left feet - Best in Show 00:30 He's got two left feet And publish this magazine here - Best in Show 00:41 And publish this magazine here It was like they were two members of the same body - Best in Show 00:51 It was like they were two members of the same body You'd better be a hotel doorman - Best in Show 00:46 You'd better be a hotel doorman She's not even responding to the toy - Best in Show 00:14 She's not even responding to the toy You've got your Busy Bee - Best in Show 00:17 You've got your Busy Bee Now that looks like a fast dog - Best in Show 00:46 Now that looks like a fast dog Don't look at the fat ass losers or freaks - Best in Show 00:16 Don't look at the fat ass losers or freaks I told my proctologist one time - Best in Show 00:47 I told my proctologist one time Don't look him in the eye - Best in Show 00:20 Don't look him in the eye I think what we're talking about is standards - Best in Show 00:31 I think what we're talking about is standards I went to one of those obedience places once - Best in Show 00:31 I went to one of those obedience places once But that was fun - Best in Show 00:18 But that was fun How many years ago did he poke me - Best in Show 00:14 How many years ago did he poke me I think we're overpacking - Best in Show 00:12 I think we're overpacking Because of the lactose - Best in Show 00:29 Because of the lactose Too much information - Best in Show 00:11 Too much information

Cast

Dr. Chuck Nelken - Jay Brazeau
Meg Swan - Parker Posey
Hamilton Swan - Michael Hitchcock
Cookie Fleck - Catherine O'Hara
Gerry Fleck - Eugene Levy
Fern City Show Spectator - Carrie Aizley
Fern City Show Spectator - Lewis Arquette
Fern City Show Judge - Dany Canino
Dr. Theodore W. Millbank, III - Bob Balaban
Fishin' Hole Guy - Will Sasso
Fishin' Hole Guy - Stephen E. Miller
Harlan Pepper - Christopher Guest
Stefan Vanderhoof - Michael McKean
Scott Donlan - John Michael Higgins
New York Butcher - Colin Cunningham
Scott's Wild Date - Jehshua Barnes
Leslie Ward Cabot - Patrick Cranshaw
Sherri Ann Cabot - Jennifer Coolidge
Graham Chissolm - Don Lake
Winky's Party Guest - Scott Williamson
Winky's Party Guest - Deborah Theaker
Winky's Party Guest - Rachael Harris
Christy Cummings - Jane Lynch
Airport Passerby - Fulvio Cecere
Fay Berman - Linda Kash
Max Berman - Larry Miller
Hotel Manager - Ed Begley Jr.
Zach Berman (as Cody Gregg) - Cody Greg
Philly AM Host - Teryl Rothery
Philly AM Chef - Tony Alcantar
Philly AM Assistant - Camille Sullivan
Philly AM Host - Dave Cameron
Cabot Party Guest - Lynda Boyd
Cabot Party Guest - Madeleine Kipling
Cabot Party Guest - Merrilyn Gann
Cabot Party Guest - Andrew Johnston
Malcolm - Malcolm Stewart
Leslie's Nurse - Jay-Lyn Green
Buck Laughlin - Fred Willard
Trevor Beckwith - Jim Piddock
Mayflower Hound Judge - Earlene Luke
Taft Hotel Maid - Carmen Aguirre
Mayflower Toy Judge - Harold Pybus
Pet Shop Owner - Hiro Kanagawa
Mayflower Terrier Judge - Cleo A. Laxton
Mayflower Sporting Judge - Corrine Koslo
Mayflower Ring Steward - Andrew Wheeler
Mayflower Non-Sporting Judge - Don Emslie
Mayflower Best in Show Judge - Don S. Davis
'American Bitch' Photo Editor - Melanie Angel
Terry the Photographer - Doane Gregory
'Beatrice' the Weimaraner - Can. Ch. Arokat's Echobar Take Me Dancing
'Winky' the Norwich Terrier - Can. Ch. Urchin's Bryllo
'Hubert' the Bloodhound - Ch. Quiet Creek's Stand By Me
'Miss Agnes' the Shih Tzu - Can. Ch. Raptures Classic
'Tyrone' the Shih Tzu - Can. Ch. Symarun's Red Hot Kisses
Rhapsody in White the Standard Poodle - Brocade Exclamation
Rhapsody in White the Standard Poodle - Can. Ch. Exxel Dezi Duz It With Pizaz
Jack (scenes deleted) - Fred Keating
Bartender (scenes deleted) - Peter Kelamis
Beauty Salon Transvestite (scenes deleted) - Patrick Stark
Dog Grommer - Greg Anthony
Recording Engineer - Steven Pollard