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A behind-the-scenes look into the highly competitive and cut-throat world of dog shows through the eyes of a group of ruthless dog owners.

Director: Christopher Guest
Writer: Christopher Guest, Eugene Levy
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 78/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $18,715,392
Released: 20 Oct 2000
Awards: 11 wins & 14 nominations

71 video clips

BulgeCookie FleckHarlan PepperMax BermanGerry FleckFay BermanSherri Ann CabotStefan VanderhoofBeauty Salon Transvestite (scenes Deleted)Meg SwanHamilton SwanBuck LaughlinScott DonlanHotel ManagerChristy CummingsMalcolmTrevor BeckwithDr. Theodore W. Millbank Iii
I had a terrible day today - Best in Show 05:11 I had a terrible day today I used to be able to name every nut - Best in Show 00:33 I used to be able to name every nut We have an amazing relationship and it's very physical - Best in Show 00:36 We have an amazing relationship and it's very physical Excuse me We met at Starbucks - Best in Show 00:11 Excuse me We met at Starbucks She has a very big heart - Best in Show 00:19 She has a very big heart I kept saying No I can't dance - Best in Show 00:18 I kept saying No I can't dance I remember I was drinking a grande espresso when I met you - Best in Show 00:08 I remember I was drinking a grande espresso when I met you Here it is Is this it No that's a bear in a bee costume - Best in Show 00:06 Here it is Is this it No that's a bear in a bee costume Question that's always bothered me and a lot of people - Best in Show 00:16 Question that's always bothered me and a lot of people I'll gouge your eye out with my thumb I shit you not you freak - Best in Show 00:16 I'll gouge your eye out with my thumb I shit you not... He went after her like she's made out of ham - Best in Show 00:04 He went after her like she's made out of ham How tall are you 6' 4 - Best in Show 00:20 How tall are you 6' 4 We have a little bit of a family dynamic going here - Best in Show 00:36 We have a little bit of a family dynamic going here I've banged a lot of waitresses in my day - Best in Show 00:09 I've banged a lot of waitresses in my day Rhapsody has two mommies - Best in Show 00:04 Rhapsody has two mommies Now Tyrone - Best in Show 00:22 Now Tyrone We're in Philadelphia for 48 hours - Best in Show 00:10 We're in Philadelphia for 48 hours It wasn't actually Columbus on the Mayflower as you probably remember - Best in Show 00:30 It wasn't actually Columbus on the Mayflower as you... I had a terrible day today - Best in Show 00:22 I had a terrible day today We were so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs - Best in Show 00:06 We were so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs Oh I'm sorry Get down - Best in Show 00:07 Oh I'm sorry Get down Non smoking two nights We have you down for a queen - Best in Show 00:09 Non smoking two nights We have you down for a queen I think I'll switch to the mock turtleneck - Best in Show 00:27 I think I'll switch to the mock turtleneck Yes Are you a wizard A genius - Best in Show 00:06 Yes Are you a wizard A genius Don't water the plants they're plastic - Best in Show 00:04 Don't water the plants they're plastic You must be very proud Mary Proud Mary - Best in Show 00:12 You must be very proud Mary Proud Mary Do you have an appreciation for the amount of work that went into these - Best in Show 00:19 Do you have an appreciation for the amount of work that went... I didn't ask for your opinion I asked for a toy that you don't have - Best in Show 00:06 I didn't ask for your opinion I asked for a toy that... All right I'm coming I only have five arms Hold your horses - Best in Show 00:09 All right I'm coming I only have five arms Hold your... What'd I trip on Did somebody put something here so I'd trip - Best in Show 00:05 What'd I trip on Did somebody put something here so... We 're not gonna sell it It's for friends - Best in Show 00:25 We 're not gonna sell it It's for friends Have you tried looking under the bed - Best in Show 00:09 Have you tried looking under the bed She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig - Best in Show 00:05 She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig And the Toy Group the Shih Tzu is here with Scott Donlan - Best in Show 00:17 And the Toy Group the Shih Tzu is here with Scott Donlan And really I think what we're talking about is standards - Best in Show 00:17 And really I think what we're talking about is... Thanks for your help you stupid hotel manager - Best in Show 00:07 Thanks for your help you stupid hotel manager Now that looks like a fast dog Is that faster than a Greyhound - Best in Show 00:12 Now that looks like a fast dog Is that faster than a... I couldn't get used to being probed and prodded - Best in Show 00:13 I couldn't get used to being probed and prodded Am I nuts or - Best in Show 00:14 Am I nuts or Don't look at him in the eyes it challenges him - Best in Show 00:05 Don't look at him in the eyes it challenges him And now we got to open up these offices - Best in Show 00:17 And now we got to open up these offices Thing where he says - Best in Show 00:25 Thing where he says She's not even reacting to the toy - Best in Show 00:05 She's not even reacting to the toy Get the busy bee You want your busy bee - Best in Show 00:04 Get the busy bee You want your busy bee Don't look at the fat ass losers or freaks You look at me - Best in Show 00:06 Don't look at the fat ass losers or freaks You look at... I went to an obedience place once - Best in Show 00:09 I went to an obedience place once We'll see the Liberty Bell - Best in Show 00:08 We'll see the Liberty Bell What the hell is this - Best in Show 00:20 What the hell is this Don't worry I know where I am - Best in Show 00:06 Don't worry I know where I am How many years ago did he poke me - Best in Show 00:05 How many years ago did he poke me Why are you doing this I think we're overpacking Don't you - Best in Show 00:06 Why are you doing this I think we're overpacking... And I'm now a big old you know Chai tea latte soy milk kind of guy - Best in Show 00:11 And I'm now a big old you know Chai tea latte soy milk... Too much information - Best in Show 00:04 Too much information Stefan Stefan This is my euphemism Stefan - Best in Show 00:05 Stefan Stefan This is my euphemism Stefan To think that in some countries these dogs are eaten - Best in Show 00:05 To think that in some countries these dogs are eaten Cookie Guggleman - Best in Show 00:11 Cookie Guggleman Get out the bee Where's the bee - Best in Show 00:08 Get out the bee Where's the bee Don't forget the tape - Best in Show 00:05 Don't forget the tape But you were the best By far - Best in Show 00:12 But you were the best By far This is a fish Well we know that's a fish - Best in Show 00:07 This is a fish Well we know that's a fish After the dog show - Best in Show 00:10 After the dog show Let me ask you This may be a little bit off the path - Best in Show 00:09 Let me ask you This may be a little bit off the path They'll come in a van and take you I'll handle it - Best in Show 00:07 They'll come in a van and take you I'll handle it Hate to go out with Judge Edie and have her judge me - Best in Show 00:07 Hate to go out with Judge Edie and have her judge me I'm the show chairman - Best in Show 00:18 I'm the show chairman Look at the size of that I've taken sponge baths in smaller bowls - Best in Show 00:06 Look at the size of that I've taken sponge baths in... GERRY l like to think that uh Cookie and l work as a team - Best in Show 00:07 GERRY l like to think that uh Cookie and l work as a team How it gets all wet then the water let your imagination run wild - Best in Show 00:10 How it gets all wet then the water let your imagination run... She's taking a close look at the Norwich - Best in Show 00:05 She's taking a close look at the Norwich

Cast

Dr. Chuck Nelken - Jay Brazeau
Meg Swan - Parker Posey
Hamilton Swan - Michael Hitchcock
Cookie Fleck - Catherine O'Hara
Gerry Fleck - Eugene Levy
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