See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in...
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Lane Myer:
Johnny... Johnny:
Four weeks, twenty papers, that's Two dollars. Plus tip. Lane Myer:
Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime. Johnny:
Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars. Lane Myer:
Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz... Johnny:
...Two dollars... cash. Lane Myer:
See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great
Johnny... Johnny:
Four weeks, twenty papers, that's Two dollars. Plus tip. Lane Myer:
Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime. Johnny:
Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars. Lane Myer:
Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz... Johnny:
...Two dollars... cash. Lane Myer:
See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great
Full Transcript
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Twenty papers That's two dollars
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Plus tip I don't have a dime Sorry
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Didn't ask for a dime
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Two dollars
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Well it's funny see My mom had to leave early
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to take my brother to school and my dad to work 'cause
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Two dollars Cash
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The problem here is my little brother this morning
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got his arm caught in the microwave and
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and my grandmother dropped acid and freaked out
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and hijacked a school bus full of penguins
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Movie Summary
After his girlfriend ditches him for a boorish ski jock, Lane decides that suicide is the only answer. However, his increasingly inept attempts bring him only more agony and embarrassment. Filled with the wildest teen nightmares.
Actors
Lane Meyer
